Due To A Glitch, Auburn Students’ Iron Bowl Tickets All Belong To This Kid
We received the below tip this morning from a pledge brother of Stewart Lawrence, a Theta Chi at Auburn:
Apparently the auburn registrar messed up and now everybody’s ticket page says they’ve transferred their tickets to my pledge brother. Just thought might interesting news. Everybody we’ve talked to has confirmed and he says confused freshman keep contacting him.
Fun fact: if you go look at your ticket transfer on tigeri, it will say you transferred your iron bowl ticket to me.
— Stewart Lawrence (@Stew_W_Lawrence) July 17, 2014
It appears that every Auburn student’s Iron Bowl ticket has been transferred to Stew Lawrence, unwillingly, due to a computer glitch. It has been confirmed via Twitter.
@Stew_W_Lawrence @AuburnAthletes confirmed pic.twitter.com/h7LAY5HVrf
— Brett Harris (@BrettHarris_94) July 17, 2014
Stew’s bio says that he’s been “Kickin’ tires and lightin’ fires since 95.” A couple other interesting facts about Stew are as follows: 1) he has a perfect Twitter avi for someone who is at the winning end of such a colossal screw up, and 2) he follows me on Twitter, so I messaged him this morning to get some details about the ticket fiasco. We’re still very short on facts here, however, because HE HAS NOT FUCKING GOTTEN BACK TO ME YET. Pull it together, Stew.
If anyone can shed some more light on what’s going on here, please let us know.
This was for last season’s Iron Bowl. It’s a non-story now.
Inbredurn University.
10 years ago at 4:04 pmstfu
10 years ago at 4:13 pmYou cant just say “stfu” whenever the fuck you want bro
10 years ago at 8:59 am0/10
10 years ago at 4:14 pmI didn’t know that coming here would have me replace my “gayest comment” award. But hey, here you are.
10 years ago at 4:43 pmThat’s a coveted title. You can’t just go tossing it around.
10 years ago at 5:14 pmWouldn’t “Kickin’ tires and lightin’ fires since 95” mean he’s a little too old for you to be messaging, Dorn?
10 years ago at 4:04 pmYeah, I’d prefer if he had only been kickin’ tires since 2005.
10 years ago at 4:07 pmif dey were recentlee born dey r old enuff 4 dorn #dornbowl14
10 years ago at 5:00 pmyou must have a lot of time of your hands man
10 years ago at 6:28 pmYour name makes me hate you.
10 years ago at 7:01 pmThat kid had a stroke or sinething
10 years ago at 9:21 pm^ymbnh
10 years ago at 9:01 pmWhat does Dorn and Sandusky have in common. They both like kids
10 years ago at 4:12 pmHow long have you been sitting on this gold?
10 years ago at 4:13 pmI’m just going to go out on a limb and assume you reside South of the Mason-Dixon Line.
10 years ago at 4:16 pmCLASSIC!
10 years ago at 4:36 pmhey….kill yourself
10 years ago at 5:42 pmYour knowledge of the English language is impressive.
10 years ago at 10:46 amIf I were Stewart I would start selling those before the University can do anything
10 years ago at 4:20 pmOh really, is that what he should do bud
10 years ago at 7:46 pmSorry Dorn, he’s too busy negotiating a price for all those tickets with Nick Saban to assure they stay out of Auburn fan hands to reply to you.
10 years ago at 4:21 pmNot getting back to a TFM Staff Member. TReverseAllisonM.
10 years ago at 4:27 pmunfortunately it was from this past season’s game, so the only thing he can sell is the ticket receipts of Alabama’s broken dreams.
10 years ago at 4:33 pmCorrect. Story is updated.
10 years ago at 4:50 pmDorn commenting on his own post for attention. TDornM.
10 years ago at 6:17 pmHey you shut up. You don’t even know how to spell crimson.
10 years ago at 11:37 pmDid it occur to you that I mean to spell it that way?
10 years ago at 12:15 amno that didn’t occur to us because
10 years ago at 12:21 am1) why?
2) fuck you.
Following Roger on Twitter, and then not responding to him when he tries to talk to you. TFM.
10 years ago at 6:59 pmOwning all the Iron Bowl tickets. TFM.
10 years ago at 8:57 pmYep, he looks like a typical Theta Chi at Auburn. Those guys try too hard to be so irrelevant.
10 years ago at 9:26 pm