The quickest way to get you to turn your back on your favorite sports team is a good spread. TFM.

  1. Teddy__Brosevelt

    This better only be applied to pro sports (or any most competitions, really). But if you’ll turn your back on your college team over a bet, then you either go to some shitty D3 school or are just a total bitch, and in either case I’ve got a big “Fuck You” right here.

    14 years ago at 9:05 pm
    1. FranklinDBroosevelt

      1. They make spreads for D3 schools?
      2. Turning your back on your team in any case, even if it’s professional, is NF. Loyalty, even when it makes no sense, is one of the core values of a fraternity. And it pays off: I made a small bet for the Cards to win the Series in September and it paid off 150 times.

      14 years ago at 10:33 pm
    2. Teddy__Brosevelt

      1. They make spreads for everything, just gotta know where to look.
      2. Don’t get me wrong, I stick by my pro teams, but because you don’t have any sort of official affiliation with them (beyond season tickets maybe), i’ll grant a little leniency when choosing sides.

      14 years ago at 11:39 pm
    1. COCAINEpsilon

      Know how I know you’re a good brother? You judge others on their loyalty to a sports team. Take a lap.

      14 years ago at 12:01 am
  2. Dukie5440

    I bet that Paterno wasn’t going to finish the season at the beginning of the year. FAF

    14 years ago at 2:28 am
  3. NativeFloridaCracker

    It’s true. A nice Boars Head deli platter spread. Ill turn my back every time.

    14 years ago at 7:21 am
  4. The Last Fratier

    I generally just tell the slam the games on and bend her over, so I can still watch, instead of spread her out.

    14 years ago at 2:11 am