Dumping her because she uses too many semicolons when she texts, obviously implying she wants a more formal relationship, and that scares you. TFM.

9 years ago
    2. SteveHoltOnDrugs

      Not giving a fuck for a semi-colon because you don’t do anything “semi.” TFM.

      9 years ago at 7:57 pm
  5. Brofalo and Company

    Guys I think I figured it all out. They now use the entire website on Fridays for the Fail Friday and not just the one article.

    9 years ago at 1:56 pm
  6. Keep It Buttery

    Yes, a female using semicolons more frequently than your flamboyant ass is comfortable with can mean nothing other than that she desires to have a “more formal relationship”. That has to be the only rational possibility, you fuckin’ idiot.

    9 years ago at 3:05 pm
  11. Old Yeller

    You know, I left this site and came back some time later hoping it had changed for the better…it didn’t

    9 years ago at 9:14 pm