1. Nitro Hazelton

    Waking up in the middle of the night post-rage to a cow in your bed and being frozen in terror, then passing back out and her being gone when you wake up. TFFM.

    14 years ago at 3:24 pm
  2. smart as fuck

    waking up next to a fatty, then later finding a condom wrapper on the sheets. TembarrassingM

    14 years ago at 4:25 pm