East Carolina University Student Busted For Stealing Over 100 Bras
The word “creepy” is thrown around a lot these days. Sometimes it’s warranted, sometimes it’s not. For example, is it “creepy” that I keep a detailed log of when all of my thousands of female friends are on their periods? No, because I only use it so that I know what time of the month to avoid them. I’ve been deathly scared of bears ever since I was forced to watch that pants-less ursine Winnie the Pooh strut his junk around as a toddler, and, as we all know, bears can smell the menstruation.
Is it “creepy” that an East Carolina student stole over 100 bras from an ECU residence hall back in September? As far as I’m concerned, that’s up for debate. East Carolina University officials don’t agree with me, however, as the student was “kicked out of the dorm and charged with theft.”
ECU just assumes that the perpetrator is some creepo beepo, stealing bras for no other reason than to fulfill some weird, sexual desire. They’re not giving this poor schmo any reasonable doubt here. I mean he lives in the dorms, so he’s probably a freshman. What if he is just looking for a little extra support after the freshman 15 went right to his moobs? I can’t blame this goober for something as innocent as wanting to shape his saggy dude lumps into a sweet rack, I just can’t.
[via The East Carolinian]
Image via Tren Kamp
Moobs. They’re a TFM.
12 years ago at 4:59 pmno they are not.
12 years ago at 8:45 pmThis would be funnier if bras weren’t so damn expensive. Goddammit Victoria’s Secret.
12 years ago at 9:43 pmWomen are stupid for paying that much for them, they only cost about $6 to make, ship, and market. Yet women will pay 10x that just for the label. Its no wonder victorias secret was founded by a man, cause he’s fucking yall.
12 years ago at 1:28 pmThey’re kind of really expensive everywhere, not just VS. Less expensive lingerie is generally poor quality.
Foregoing quality in order to get a cheaper price. NF.
12 years ago at 7:45 amReminds me of the Ole Miss Panty Thief a few years back. The creepiest pledges all had to dress as him on Halloween.
12 years ago at 3:14 ammaybe he pulls…
12 years ago at 7:35 pmThis could have been tasked to a pledge that the actives thought would never get very far with it.
12 years ago at 7:14 pmHas anyone else considered that maybe, just maybe, this kid is a total stud and all of the bras are left over from his slams?
12 years ago at 9:58 am