My roommates hide the hammer from me when I'm drunk...I found it at 3 a.m.

  1. ItJustComesFratural

    I actually think this is funny because I could see myself doing the same thing if I were drunk and adderalled out at 3am. Furthermore, if you ever played football you can’t hate on underarmour too much.

    13 years ago at 4:11 pm
    1. JayFratsby2038

      Oh really? Does it just come PHR@TUAL to you when you’re drunk? Great story.

      13 years ago at 3:58 pm
  2. Play_Sports_In_Norts

    I can see myself doing this! And Under Armor and Nike make the best sports gear, without a doubt. I hate playing without my Under Armor shoes.

    13 years ago at 7:25 pm
    1. Fratsody in Bro

      Agreed, using Under Armour for day to day wear is pretty geedy, but you can’t object to wearing the best quality gear when engaged in athletics, unless everyone on this sight wears a tailored wool brooks brothers suit while playing tennis.

      13 years ago at 8:31 pm
  3. ReaganIsFaF

    “Dude! You were so drunk last night you organized our hats and sunglasses so we can find them easier!!! You were the life of the party, bro.”

    13 years ago at 7:30 pm
  4. SigEPandPike_frat

    I see a comment about black dildos. They’re bad though cause they stain your ass hole. use a glass it feels so good and they come bigger. Who else is gay on this site or am I the “only” one.

    13 years ago at 9:49 pm
    1. Nate Higgers

      Because he is a 13 year old zit-faced troll that is attempting to satirize both SigEP and Pike.

      13 years ago at 10:32 pm
    2. Agent Tony DiBrozzo

      And you didn’t but you felt it should be mentioned anyway? Cool story bro. Maybe I should change my name to SAEandDChi….

      13 years ago at 11:00 pm
  5. Grill Master

    When you aren’t nailing slams you’re nailing everything else. TCarpenterM

    13 years ago at 1:38 am