Drunk dialing your lawyer. TFM.

  1. Lil B

    TODAY I WAS CHILLIN IN BASED WORLD WHEN A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY WENT BY MY FACE AND A CAUGHT IT AND NOW IT IS MY PET I LOVE JUST LIKE I LOVE KEKE AND ALL OF YOU YESSSSSSS – Lil B

    13 years ago at 5:33 pm
    1. PIKEpledge

      ^ seriously fuck you so much. I don’t see how someone can go so far out of their way to create an account and troll on what used to be such a great website. We are the future leaders of this country. You may be a “based god” now but in 15 years you’ll be scrubbing the fucking floors of my private medical practice. From the bottom of my heart, fuck you.

      13 years ago at 5:42 pm
    2. IdiotFinder

      ^You know you suck a ton of ass when you have to get on here to try and make Pike look bad.

      13 years ago at 5:46 pm
    3. Boots and Sperrys

      ^ you’re right, I don’t know why he’s trying when it’s already so obvious that they look bad

      13 years ago at 7:14 pm
    4. PIKEpledge

      I’m just saying guys. I wish y’all would like me. It’s not like I’m erode than LIL B or TKEpledge for that matter..

      13 years ago at 10:16 pm
    5. BrobHuggins

      LIL KEKE IS THE MOST BASED ANIMAL IN THE BASED WORLD. PRAY TO THE BITCH PIKEPLEDGE BECAUsE YOU’LL GET YOUR ASS HIT TALKING ABOUT THE BITCH, BITCH MOB and KEKE LIKE THAT. SWAG SWAG WOOP WOOP

      13 years ago at 1:14 am
    6. FratDaddyDusky

      I agree with PIKEpledge for once. The over-seerers of this website need to take a stand and protect their website. If they continue to let people troll, the quality of the website is going to continue to decrease. I’m not super active on the commenting of this website. I’m more of the kind of guy who like to check the site every few hours to see some funny ass posts and hilarious pics/videos. However for me, one of the best parts of the website was the comments section. Thats shit used to be hilarious. I’d go from post to post just to read the comments because even though a lot of people seem like try-hards or overly fratty doucebags, you funny fuckers come up with the most creative, witty and funny shit i’ve ever seen. Now I just see trolls typing in stupid shit and making people like me ignored. The admins need to step up and ban their IP addresses from the website to restore the inventive hilarity that is TFM. Except FIRSTPostOX, he’s legitimate.

      Sincerely – An OX

      13 years ago at 3:18 am
    7. Lil B THE BASEDGOD

      ITS HARD TO IMAGINE CLEANING FLOORS I HAVE STACKS ON DECK I MAKE 30 THOUSAND A SHOW AND SOMETIMES A HUNDRED THOUSAND SO MAYBE YOULL BE LUCKY TO SWEEP MY FLOOR THEN WE CAN HAVE LUNCH AT MY MANSION AND BE FRIENDS – Lil B

      13 years ago at 3:45 am
  2. Fratman begins

    Howard! It’s Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You’re my lawyer so I think you should know I’ve killed a lot of people.

    13 years ago at 6:00 pm
  3. TKEisTheBest

    Are the polos on this site real? Or chinese knockoffs? Don’t lie, we all love finding $10 collar shirts online

    13 years ago at 6:03 pm
    1. Sasha_

      lol bro i think the reply button must be fake because it didnt work 4 u dood lol bro its okay every1 makes mistakes ur still kewl in my book !! alritey bro i best get goin now cya #l8r byeee cya dood !!! peace out !
      -sasha

      13 years ago at 9:35 pm
    2. PIKEpledge

      ^ no that’s just you. Anyone respectable wouldn’t buy a $10 polo from a Chinese knock off site. That shit might fly in TKE but not PIKE.

      13 years ago at 10:25 pm
  4. CantDriveDixieDown

    Funny thing is half of you gdis don’t even belong to a fraternity so suck a dick

    13 years ago at 11:31 pm