1. Bernanke is a Hebe

    I’d like to announce that Ben Bernanke is a hebe.

    Nothing more to see here, carry on folks.

    13 years ago at 11:29 am
  2. Myron Gaines

    I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my cat Belle, for being really fat and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. I also want to think Max Rainer for giving me someone to beat in Mario Party. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone .

    13 years ago at 11:31 am
  3. futureleader14

    1) Cigs aren’t frat.
    2) Your umbrella would fucking blow away if this were actually true.
    3) Good luck lighting your cig in this weather, idiot.

    13 years ago at 3:07 pm
    1. Georgedoublya

      ^ 1) fuck you
      2) your sister would blow me away if this were actually true
      3) that’s the point of an umbrella. To not get wet so you can light a cig/cigar or whatever you prefer to smoke
      4) fuck you. Once again.

      13 years ago at 4:57 pm
    2. Cherry Poppins

      ^^^^ I bet you thought it was a great idea for Obama to take the Light/Ultra-Light/Menthol labels off cigarettes too.

      13 years ago at 11:11 pm
  4. 115th_and_Frat

    And, for the record, umbrellas aren’t frat either unless it is in the hands of a pledge.

    13 years ago at 3:14 pm
    1. 115th_and_Frat

      Additionally, the CSS Columbia, although it started as a Confederate battleship, was captured by the Union before it accomplished anything.

      So, nice username bro. You killed it.

      13 years ago at 3:21 pm
    2. A Frattest H

      You went through the effort to look that up on wikipedia first, didn’t you.

      13 years ago at 5:20 pm
    3. Born Wearing Sperrys

      This guy is the ultimate fratter. Can I use you as a consultant when I want to frat really hard?

      13 years ago at 5:25 pm
  5. Tennessee_Pike

    The mid-storm, under the umbrella, behind the classroom building, blow job from a random stripper. TFM

    13 years ago at 4:43 pm