Elton John Sucks at Soccer?
14 years ago

Last week the photo below was posted on TFM in the Photo section. Apparently, a fraternity thought it would be funny to display a banner stating that “Obama is a GDI” during a campus visit from our Commander in Chief. I have to agree, it is pretty funny.

Today, a photo surfaced of a response from some GDI who didn’t find the banner as hilarious as I did.


Photo submitted by Guantanobro Bay

Distasteful? How so? The members of the fraternity that made this sign were simply stating a fact: “Obama is a GDI.” That isn’t an opinion. Obama isn’t a fraternity man therefore he is a GDI. Nobody said anything about prerequisites for being the leader of the free world. I can only assume the sign they will create to greet Elton John will read: “Elton John is gay.” Again, this would be stating a matter of fact. If you said, “Mr. John what is your sexual orientation?” he would respond, “Elton John is gay.” Everyone knows Elton John is gay and only refers to himself in the third person. Furthermore, everyone knows it is tradition for all fraternities across the country to display banners with random, nonbiased facts about campus visitors to help inform the general public. We are just trying to educate America.

Thank you so much for spreading awareness that Obama doesn’t receive financial compensation for being a “bro.” Nobody is paid to be “bro,” because that doesn’t mean anything. There is no distinct characteristic that makes someone “bro.” I don’t care who you are, nobody is going to pay you for being an average American male and possessing the ability to “chill.”

In closing, Elton John is the gay Pelé.

UPDATE: New photo posted on TFM: Elton Sucks at Soccer

  2. immortal

    “only refers to himself in third peron”-fucking hilarious great right-up guys

    14 years ago at 2:02 pm
  4. fear boner

    the whole respect obama thing is horsesh*t. liberals and other poors ripped on bush and defended it by sayin everyone has a right to criticize their government. yet when some idiot liberal with questionable citizenship status and a muslim name steps in, were not allowed to make fun of him? I’ll never call him president

    14 years ago at 10:17 am
    1. Davy Frockett

      So, you’re saying that you’re on the same level as liberals and poors? And that since their pathetic asses think it’s cool to rip on the president, then you will do the same? Whether or not they care for his policies, his peers in government still respect him because he is the president, as should every true American. You don’t have to call him president if you do not wish to, but it still doesn’t change the fact that he is.

      14 years ago at 10:25 am