England Women’s Soccer Team Should Probably Rethink This Absurdly Provocative Slogan

Harrison Lee10 years ago

When it comes to soccer, I don’t know anything except that most of the players enjoy flopping around like dying fish after being lightly touched by a member of the opposing team. When it comes to women’s soccer, I know even less. However, I do know that the England Women’s National Team is hungry for a hot load.

How do I know this? Just check out this sign that was made for them:

Oh my. You’d think they of all people would understand proper English. But hey, maybe they actually meant what they were saying?

While it’s well known that team USA has arguably the hottest roster in the field, I still had to see if any of the girls from England were top notch. So I decided to my due diligence and check out if any of the girls were worth what their sign is implying. Turns out that a few of them are definitely worth sexually disappointing.

Alex Greenwood is one of them (she’s on the left).

There is also the lovely Toni Duggan. She can bring the heat as well.

I still won’t be watching any of the World Cup, but these two gals are more than welcome to call me. We can have some chicken, maybe some sex..