ESPN’s Gerry Hamilton Accidentally Tweets Out PornHub Link, Probably Having Recently Masturbated
Recruiting season is stressful for everyone involved, from recruits, coaches, the media, and, hell, even the fans (go look at Kyler Murray’s mentions on Twitter if you don’t believe me). Everyone handles this stress differently. I assume Nick Saban relieves his stress by throwing darts at a Lane Kiffin dartboard, and recruits relieve their stresses by partying and fucking. But what about the media? How do they deal? Well, it seems that ESPN’s recruiting analyst Gerry Hamilton takes a page out of common sense and slings Sammy Baugh.
ESPN’s 29th ranked player, Roquan Smith, scheduled an official visit to Texas A&M and UCLA for January 23rd and 30th, respectively. Being the good reporter that he is, Gerry tweeted that out to his fine following with what he thought was a link to Smith’s profile page on ESPN. However, Gerry forgot to check his copy-paste function.
Much to my dismay, the full link isn’t visible so I could not go see what he likes to watch. Anal? Asians? Squirters? Who knows? I kind of picture him as a guy who searches for those dorm room scenes and imagines that a recruit is the one banging those college sluts.
Gerry quickly deleted the tweet and fixed his error, taking the “act like it never happened” approach. Classic Gerry..
[via FOX Sports]
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Im surprised ESPN analyst and such dont just regularly beat off to lebron and tom brady videos.
10 years ago at 5:36 pmThey got to change it up once in awhile. Keeps the old favorites going when you add something new to the line-up.
10 years ago at 5:49 pmGod only knows how many hours Chris Berman has spent wanking it to Peyton Manning highlights.
10 years ago at 6:19 pmThe sec to espn is like a chuckE cheese to dorno
10 years ago at 6:23 pmI agree with you, but LeBron and Brady move the needle. They’ve caused a lot of polarity in the last 9 months. Nothing creates viewers like controversy.
10 years ago at 6:29 pmBut they don’t address LeBron/Brady “controversy”, they create “controversy” out of thin air. There’s a difference, and that’s why ESPN sucks. Being melodramatic and gossipy. It’s a TSM.
10 years ago at 6:47 pmKinda like how they constantly talked up Michael Sam though nobody cared….
10 years ago at 8:45 pmI found it ironic that ESPN, through the whole Sam story, made it a priority to show America how supportive the were of gays and their fight for equality and acceptance, yet reported every move Michael Sam made STRICTLY because he’s gay. Isn’t that the opposite of acceptance? You know what honest acceptance is: “He can’t play in the NFL, why is he still on my fucking TV?” That’s real equality, and everyone in the country felt that way except ESPN.
10 years ago at 10:32 pmDorn actually emailed Gerry the link
10 years ago at 5:37 pmI don’t think you’ve quite figured out how dorn jokes work.
10 years ago at 10:55 amhttps://twitter.com/jcrewblue/status/558032795596259328
10 years ago at 5:40 pmGood ol’ teen porn haha. The chick in the video is pretty hot.
10 years ago at 5:50 pmI’ve seen some of her work before, quality stuff for sure. Gerry has better taste than I would have thought. +1 for being a pornhub guy as well.
10 years ago at 10:26 pmUncle Dorn accidentally tweeted out his most recently visited website as well http://ww38.underageboys.com
10 years ago at 5:45 pmGood for him. Respect the shit out of that.
10 years ago at 5:47 pmThank god this didn’t happen to Dorn, or else he’d be looking at some serious jail time.
10 years ago at 6:02 pmHopefully he doesn’t get blackballed from ESPN, like some of us…
10 years ago at 6:09 pmPornhub needs to get rid of that “share” option on their videos. It’s terrifying
10 years ago at 6:52 pmSo gig’em is a sexual term?
10 years ago at 7:04 pmClip hunter > pornhub
10 years ago at 7:10 pmRookie mistake
10 years ago at 7:12 pmXvideos is better than Pornhub.
10 years ago at 8:32 pmComparing Lebron to MJ here
10 years ago at 10:54 am