Everything You Missed While Drinking Your Ass Off At Tailgate: College Football Week 12 Recap

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Week 12

Clemson cruises in the all-purples.

Before his final home game, offensive tackle Daniel Stone proposed to his girl on the sideline. And they say romance is dead.

Watch the NCAA investigate into where the senior lineman got the money for the engagement ring and rule him ineligible for the college football playoff.

Bama rolls in their top 10 matchup.

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Style points! The committee has to be impressed when you hang a 56-burger on the 8th ranked team in the country.

Florida holds off a pesky 2-win FAU in overtime.

Don’t worry, Gator fans. Will Grier will be walking through that door next year. The 7th game of the season. He lost his appeal.

Weekly check-in with Harbaugh.

28-16 Michigan.

Ole Miss packed Les Miles’ bags.


Lot of talk before this game that Les had to win out to keep his job. A third straight double digit loss to a SEC West team certainly doesn’t help.

If I’m South Carolina or Mizzou, I offer Miles a blank check.

UNC endures emotionally jacked up Beamer ball.

Frank Beamer’s last game in Blacksburg. VT knocks off the hottest team in college football and coach gets carried off the field. Storybook ending…

Fuck it. Carry him off anyway.

After the Houston upset, UConn had enough students to cover the logo when they stormed the field.

Urban might have some “health issues” soon.


The Big 10 now has all its eggs in the Iowa basket.

Keep doing you, Iowa.

Notre Dame survives “home game” against Boston College at Fenway

It doesn’t matter who plays quarterback for Baylor.


TCU loses going for 2, conference wins.


My Top 4
1. Alabama
2. Clemson
3. Oklahoma
4. Notre Dame

Around the rest of the country.


  1. Schwanda

    That’s a nice Top 4 pick…for someone with a head injury.

    1. Clemson – Yeah, duh. Well done this season.
    2. Alabama – Of course, must have a “token” SEC team in there. Nice job playing a cupcake in week 12. VERY “impressive.”
    3. Oklahoma – Big 12 will get rolled again this year. No strength of schedule until the very end of the season, when all the overrated “top” teams just cannibalize themselves. No conference championship game. But, a Big 12 team deserves a spot over ND.
    4. Notre Dame – Just no. One loss and not a single impressive win.

    B1G will take it all this year. Michigan State or Iowa. No single team has had more impressive wins this year than MSU. Iowa looks fierce and determined. Whichever team wins the B1G will win it all this year. [Mic drop]

    9 years ago at 9:20 am
  2. AEKDBallin

    I’m offended that the Standford band had the audacity to come to the game in white-face!

    9 years ago at 9:39 am