FAF Magazine’s List Of The Top 50 Schools With The Hottest Women Is Horseshit

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Get a load of this:

50. Florida State University — Tallahassee, Florida
49. Trinity College — Hartford, Connecticut
48. San Diego State University — San Diego, California
47. University of Delaware — Newark, Delaware
46. University of South Carolina — Columbia, South Carolina
45. Elon University — Elon, North Carolina
44. University of Wisconsin – La Crosse — La Crosse, Wisconsin
43. California Polytechnic State University — San Luis Obispo, California
42. Indiana University – Bloomington, Indiana
41. Azusa Pacific University — Azusa, California
40. Franciscan University of Steubenville — Steubenville, Ohio
39. Lee University — Cleveland, Tennessee
38. Union College – New York — Schenectady, New York
37. Hampton University — Hampton, Virginia
36. Boston University — Boston, Massachusetts
35. University of Georgia — Athens, Georgia
34. University of Texas – Austin — Austin, Texas
33. Clemson University — Clemson, South Carolina
32. Loyola University Maryland — Baltimore, Maryland
31. University of Alabama — Tuscaloosa, Alabama
30. University of Kentucky — Lexington, Kentucky
29. Skidmore College — Saratoga Springs, New York
28. Howard University — Washington, D.C.
27. University of North Carolina – Chapel Hill – Chapel Hill, North Carolina
26. Abilene Christian University — Abilene, Texas
25. University of Arkansas — Fayetteville, Arkansas
24. Biola University — La Mirada, California
23. Tulane University — New Orleans, Louisiana
22. Southern Methodist University — Dallas, Texas
21. Boston College — Newton, Massachusetts
20. University of Mississippi — Oxford, Mississippi
19. Wake Forest University — Winston-Salem, North Carolina
18. Pepperdine University — Malibu, California
17. Bucknell University — Lewisburg, Pennsylvania
16. University of Miami — Coral Gables, Florida
15. Brigham Young University — Provo, Utah
14. University of San Diego – San Diego, California
13. Texas Christian University — Ft. Worth, Texas
12. College of Charleston — Charleston, South Carolina
11. Georgetown University — Washington, D.C.
10. Colgate University — Hamilton, New York
9. University of Virginia — Charlottesville, Virginia
8. University of Southern California — Los Angeles, California
7. University of California – Santa Barbara – Santa Barbara, California
6. Rollins College — Winter Park, Florida
5. Vanderbilt University — Nashville, Tennessee
4. Santa Clara University – Santa Clara, California
3. James Madison University – Harrisonburg, Virginia
2. Chapman University – Orange, California
1. Miami University – Oxford, Ohio

I have a lot of questions for good ol’ Jake at FAF. First, Florida State at number 50? Arizona and Arizona State completely left off? Miami U coming in at number one? That’s in OHIO, man. I want whatever drugs he was on when he wrote this.

I’ve never been to Oxford, Ohio, but I can guarantee you the girls you will find down in Tally are in another league than these Ohio girls. That’s not a knock on them, because there are some good-looking girls from pictures I’ve seen. They just aren’t on the same level as FSU or ASU. This list is far from FaF.

[via FAF Magazine]

  1. Ralph

    I think we can all agree this list is nonsense but in the spirit of dissecting it UW La Crosse coming in at #44 and UW Madison not even being on the list? Ridiculous

    10 years ago at 1:05 pm
  2. rocky of brohio

    Miami University is like 40% out of state, and 30% of the school has a income above 200K. mad babes are coming in from Chicago and the east coast — its a revolutionary concept that I’m sure many of you wouldnt understand

    10 years ago at 1:29 pm
    1. Frater Uncle Sam

      Saying that the students have an income above 200k when the parents are actually making the money. TFM.

      10 years ago at 9:02 am
  3. Wooderson22

    You said it yourself, you’ve never been to Oxford..and you’re missing out. There’s a reason Miami is ranked at the top of these lists over and over again. There is no other school in the nation with so many attractive girls, they are literally everywhere. The ranking is deserved.

    10 years ago at 2:21 pm
  4. fratmanbeyond

    I’ve been to Miami U before and the women there prove this list is bullshit. It’s stacked with overweight 5’s 6’s that being in college automatically makes them hot. Typical Ohio shit. Author of this article is a fucking GDI.

    10 years ago at 3:06 pm
  5. Andy_Dufresne

    hahahahahah harvard is on this list. I go to #5, I mean dont get me wrong there are beautiful women at this school, beautiful monied goddesses, but it simply cant be compete with asu… and Skidmore? Just no.

    10 years ago at 9:37 pm
  6. RonSwanson34

    How is the biggest conservative Christian college on this list? i’ve been to Biola and the girls there are subpar

    10 years ago at 12:36 am