FAFSA Tweets Questionable Meme, Internet Explodes
I always get a little giddy when government employees shit the bed. The nature of their high profile jobs means that any time they make one misstep, the world breathes down their necks like stink on shit. Even if the national media doesn’t destroy them one repetitive news segment at a time, social media never disappoints.
Yesterday evening, the imbecile who was tasked with running the Federal Student Aid Twitter account watched his career end with one tweet.
Here’s the tweet that set off the storm:
As you can imagine, this did not go over well with the masses. Those who enjoy getting riled up took to Twitter to express their displeasure. The tweet was deleted shortly after the uproar began.
The organization waited a few hours before tweeting an apology late last night.
We apologize for the insensitivity of our previous tweet. Our goal is to make college a reality for all. We’re very sorry.
— Federal Student Aid (@FAFSA) June 25, 2014
While some were understanding of the mistake, others unsurprisingly decided that being offended was their best course of action.
@FAFSA fuck you, eat a bag of dicks
— Northside Scorsese (@TheJoshWrite) June 25, 2014
@FAFSA I don’t usually swear on Twitter, but…WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? My God, now you’re laughing at the debt you put students in?
— DX Traeger (@DXTraeger) June 25, 2014
@FAFSA y’all ain’t one once of shit.
— Enju Aihara (@LilNigglyWiggly) June 25, 2014
While I’m not actually sure what the fuck that last Twitter user wanted to say, I’m assuming she’s pissed off.
Sure, sending out the tweet was a terrible idea. The potential for disaster was great, and any moron with common sense could see the impending backlash. Personally, I thought it was hilarious. It breaks up the monotony of standard, bland, governmental bullshit. I hate FAFSA as much as the next guy, but I have to appreciate its attempt at humor, even if it was in the form of a horribly executed, cringe-worthy tweet.
Regardless of my opinion on the matter, watching the Internet explode in acceleration of someone’s downfall is never an event I want to miss.
Fuck the haters, FAFSA. You do you.
I honestly had no idea what FAFSA was until I clicked the article.
10 years ago at 12:51 pmBroo that’s soooo frat!
10 years ago at 3:52 pmThat’s because you don’t need it as a sophomore in high school you fucking idiot.
10 years ago at 10:13 pmBeing screwed on any financial aid scholarships that ask for your dad’s salary TFM
10 years ago at 12:51 pmYou’re seoux frat brah
10 years ago at 1:01 pmYour account is more useless than Chaz Bono’s dick.
10 years ago at 1:49 pmHow about you all just shut the fuck up.
10 years ago at 3:12 pmHaha you’re fucking gay
10 years ago at 1:54 pmit’s bullshit when your expected family contribution is over $100,000 a year.
10 years ago at 3:17 pmWhite, middle class males are the most financially neglected people in college. Not only do we not qualify for jack shit in scholarships, but we get nothing from the gov either
10 years ago at 5:46 pmfuck liberals
10 years ago at 12:51 pmFAFSA. NF.
10 years ago at 12:54 pmNot everyone has access to daddy and mommy’s bank accounts, “Fratty Dave.” Try a little harder next time though.
10 years ago at 8:52 pmIs he supposed to be ashamed of having old money?
10 years ago at 6:06 pmWhat’s FAFSA?
10 years ago at 12:56 pmIt stands for Frat As Fuck Southern American.
10 years ago at 2:00 pmPsh, what an idiot!
10 years ago at 2:08 pm@LilNigglyWiggly, I’m gonna keep saying it until you decide to just delete it
10 years ago at 1:01 pmfrom the fucking article
I could be wrong but I believe a FASFA, is an old old wooden ship used in the civil war era.
10 years ago at 1:06 pmLilNigglyWiggly twitter page is pure entertainment.
10 years ago at 1:09 pmTotally lost it at that “Real Bitches Suck Them Nutz” picture.
10 years ago at 2:02 pmFew things more humorous than black people on twitter
10 years ago at 7:16 pm“I’m the type of nigga to eat yo booty then kiss you” hahahaha
10 years ago at 7:00 pm@tfmIntern you ain’t one once of shit!
10 years ago at 1:22 pmCheating the system, sticking it to the man and going to school For Free. TFM
10 years ago at 2:02 pmThis is the problem with our country
10 years ago at 9:20 am