FAFSA Tweets Questionable Meme, Internet Explodes
I always get a little giddy when government employees shit the bed. The nature of their high profile jobs means that any time they make one misstep, the world breathes down their necks like stink on shit. Even if the national media doesn’t destroy them one repetitive news segment at a time, social media never disappoints.
Yesterday evening, the imbecile who was tasked with running the Federal Student Aid Twitter account watched his career end with one tweet.
Here’s the tweet that set off the storm:
As you can imagine, this did not go over well with the masses. Those who enjoy getting riled up took to Twitter to express their displeasure. The tweet was deleted shortly after the uproar began.
The organization waited a few hours before tweeting an apology late last night.
We apologize for the insensitivity of our previous tweet. Our goal is to make college a reality for all. We’re very sorry.
— Federal Student Aid (@FAFSA) June 25, 2014
While some were understanding of the mistake, others unsurprisingly decided that being offended was their best course of action.
@FAFSA fuck you, eat a bag of dicks
— Northside Scorsese (@TheJoshWrite) June 25, 2014
@FAFSA I don’t usually swear on Twitter, but…WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? My God, now you’re laughing at the debt you put students in?
— DX Traeger (@DXTraeger) June 25, 2014
@FAFSA y’all ain’t one once of shit.
— Enju Aihara (@LilNigglyWiggly) June 25, 2014
While I’m not actually sure what the fuck that last Twitter user wanted to say, I’m assuming she’s pissed off.
Sure, sending out the tweet was a terrible idea. The potential for disaster was great, and any moron with common sense could see the impending backlash. Personally, I thought it was hilarious. It breaks up the monotony of standard, bland, governmental bullshit. I hate FAFSA as much as the next guy, but I have to appreciate its attempt at humor, even if it was in the form of a horribly executed, cringe-worthy tweet.
Regardless of my opinion on the matter, watching the Internet explode in acceleration of someone’s downfall is never an event I want to miss.
Fuck the haters, FAFSA. You do you.
Department of Education. NF
10 years ago at 2:17 pmFuckers didn’t give me one red cent.
10 years ago at 2:34 pmAnyone using FAFSA is a poor leaching fuck. Also NF.
10 years ago at 2:58 pmBeing poor NF
10 years ago at 3:51 pmIf you need financial aide, why would you join a frat? You get to focus on school and shit so you can make enough for your kid to go to school without aide and then join a frat subsequently graduating and making significantly more income than others in the prior situation.
Summary: this was a shitty thing to write about for the given audience
10 years ago at 3:51 pm“Fuck you FAFSA. But keep giving me more money.”
10 years ago at 4:02 pmHaving a trillion dollars in accounts receivables from lower middle class of America. TFM.
10 years ago at 4:28 pmThats funny, usually they would only be offended if the lady in the meme was black.
10 years ago at 4:39 pmComing from someone who gets the max possible aid from FAFSA… that’s not offensive at all. People are just too damn sensitive.
10 years ago at 6:37 pmBeing a WASP = no FAFSA support for you.
It’s not like my parents were both laid off right before I filled out the FAFSA stuff or anything and they still don’t have jobs.
Nah, apparently I can totally pay for my four years of college by myself with no loan.
10 years ago at 7:29 pm