FAIL FRIDAY: 8===D
Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Posting an ad on craigslist: “5 frat guys looking for a gangbang.” Getting 10 responses and sharing the hottest with your bros. TFM.
–Arizona
Those responses are all from obese 30-year-old chronic masturbators.
Frat in the morning, frat at night, frat with iguanas, and frat with your wife. TFM.
-Idaho
Really wanted to post this on the front page and see if one of you would burn down a building.
8==D NF. 8======D TFM. 8=D TFTC.
-Indiana
8===D~~~O: TSM. 8===D~~~(.)(.) RFM.
I’m pre-law. I don’t give a fuck about Brett Farve, Michael Vick, Tim Teabow, or anything they’ve ever done (that doesn’t mean I don’t care about football) but it’s people like me that keep them out of deep ass shit. TFM.
-Missouri
You are the opposite of a cool badass.
After 20 years of marriage with my wife, I found out she was a GDI…so I fucking divorced her! TFM.
–Indiana
After 20 years of marriage: “So, honey, I never asked, but were you in a sorority? What? WHAT?! You’ll be hearing from my attorney, GDI whore.”
Send dick pics to my buddy ***-240-6857. Got his ass. TFM.
–Indiana
This is wrong, just wrong. I can’t make myself post the area code.
Calling in fat to work. TFM.
–Minnesota
You are the reason for the recession.
Being so secure about your frattiness that you can pull off a GAP/American Eagle combo outfit. TFM.
–California
If you can’t mix in Hot Topic then you’re not secure enough.
3 things I don’t know: life in the poorhouse, hitting out of the bunker, and taking it from behind. TFM.
–Texas
Wow. Those are all over the place.
TFM Frat Rap (read while waving hand slowly left and right): I read TFM errrday, cause all I do is shout U-S-A! Errbody knows that cargos ain’t frat, just like dat hippie and his backwards fuckin hat! 2Ironking and Cupid make bros chuckle, when really what they do is make the boys fuckle! TFM.
–Anonymous
Someone kick the chair out from under me.
I would give my left nut to see Tony Montana come to life, jump through that poster, and bust a cap in this cockroach.
I guarantee the guy on the right ends up taking a seat across from Chris Hansen at some point.
All those pockets couldn’t contain their excitement.
This is what rock bottom looks like.
“That’s a huge dick.” -what she said
Support Youth AIDS and Sig Ep:
Possibly the worst party ever:
Kate Upton chaser to wash away the bad:
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FIRST
12 years ago at 11:51 amIt’s nice to see that everything’s in order. I always get nervous when FIRSTpostOX misses a first.
12 years ago at 11:57 amI was unable to stop you. The chaser distracted me for too long.
12 years ago at 11:57 amMuch respect. Even I couldn’t pull off that many first’s back in the day.
-BrotherOmicron
12 years ago at 12:06 pm^^^ This is not the real chilis guy.
12 years ago at 7:33 pmYou just said your a 5th year chief!
12 years ago at 2:27 pmI don’t understand what point you are trying to get across, shitdick. Also, learn proper grammar and spelling. You’re embarrassing us.
12 years ago at 8:46 am^^^ you’re*
12 years ago at 8:59 amFirst.
12 years ago at 11:55 amNice try. Take a lap.
12 years ago at 11:56 am^ Naw, I’m good.
12 years ago at 12:21 pm^Responding to your own posts, NF.
12 years ago at 2:14 pmYou don’t have a choice pledge. Lap.
12 years ago at 4:11 pmThis^
12 years ago at 5:23 pm^^ As a fifth year, I don’t think you can tell me what to do. Kill yourself
12 years ago at 10:26 pm^
12 years ago at 1:30 am^^ As a fifth year, I believe even TKE is ready for you to leave.
12 years ago at 11:57 am^^^Thought u had the cush first shift jobs as an engineer at cummins? ha
12 years ago at 2:49 pm^ I do, dumbass. Graduated last December.
12 years ago at 10:23 pmOnly 6 area codes in Indiana, just sent 6 dick pics.
12 years ago at 11:56 am^
12 years ago at 12:03 pm^ this is funny
12 years ago at 12:04 pmI’m still trying to find the right lighting to make my dick look good
12 years ago at 12:04 pmYea, I went ahead a sent each number my portfolio of my dick.
12 years ago at 12:07 pmIndian Area Codes:
12 years ago at 12:25 pm219
574
260
765
317
812
^There’s an instagram for that.
12 years ago at 12:28 pmThank god the dick pic number posted online isn’t mine.
12 years ago at 12:41 pm^usually I don’t comment on a girl being unattractive, but you try way too hard. So go fix that nose for starters.
12 years ago at 12:53 pm812 works
12 years ago at 12:57 pmTFM Intern is so fucked for missing this one
12 years ago at 1:57 pmAnybody think that his friend might not be from Indiana maybe they just go to school there?
12 years ago at 3:04 pm^ Great, now we have to send dick pics to every area code.
12 years ago at 3:09 pmSomeone in Indiana is getting dick pics regardless.
12 years ago at 3:59 pmFUCKING THIS.
12 years ago at 11:39 pm^TFM
12 years ago at 10:47 pmWhat if it’s a 12 year old kid? Criminal charges. TFTC
12 years ago at 1:58 amWTF IS UP WITH THE ASS SHOT
12 years ago at 11:56 amWhat I was thinking. What combination of drugs and level of intoxication would you have to be at to ever think that’s a good idea?
12 years ago at 12:47 pmMeth. Not even once.
12 years ago at 1:57 pmI was wrong, no American soldiers, just ArmorGroup security contractors.
12 years ago at 2:49 pmI FOUND THE ASS CRACK BODY SHOT:
http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/dangerroom/2009/09/armorgroup_4.png
12 years ago at 2:52 pmI’m high as helllllll right now. Lmao my boss caught me staring at a pic of the TFM sweetheart for 10 minutes and fired me.
12 years ago at 11:57 amYou must be from new jersey…
12 years ago at 11:59 amOr California…
12 years ago at 12:00 pmClassic SAE.
12 years ago at 12:00 pmDefinition of TFTC. Wait… no it’s not.
12 years ago at 12:04 pm^ Your damn right its not!
12 years ago at 12:41 pmJesus. How many times do we have to go over this? ^It’s *YOU’RE.
12 years ago at 1:48 pmchug bleach.
12 years ago at 4:41 pmBeing high at work……TFTC? TFM? What do we think?
12 years ago at 11:35 pmWhere is the butt pee picture? Post it you chicken fucker.
12 years ago at 11:59 amhe makes a point…not saying i’m into it but thats not something you pass up
12 years ago at 12:12 pmThe butt pee picture would have been posted if he was wearing a back to back world champs tank.
12 years ago at 12:19 pmI think it’s been stated that there was in fact rowdy gentleman swag in the picture… still didnt do the job
12 years ago at 12:58 pm^^ Assuming he was wearing Sperry’s, of course.
12 years ago at 10:17 amCan somehow have the Supreme Court pass a law saying we can kill anyone who makes fail friday?
12 years ago at 11:59 amCan somehow learn write real sentence?
12 years ago at 12:18 pmThe Supreme Court doesn’t pass laws.
12 years ago at 12:18 pmSupreme Court passes laws?
12 years ago at 12:22 pmYou didn’t do too well in your civics class, did ya chief?
12 years ago at 12:24 pm^That was for VAFratAZ
12 years ago at 12:24 pmJudicial Activism. NF. Judicial Restraint. FaF.
12 years ago at 12:26 pmSCOTUS labeling what they really do (judicial activism) “judicial restraint”, and convincing the public the same. FaF.
12 years ago at 1:26 pmDo you really expect him to understand basic political institutions coming from a 3rd tier SEC state school. Probably some Mississippi state fucktard.
12 years ago at 4:54 pm^ this
12 years ago at 2:39 pmConsidering his name references two states, Virginia and Arizona, both of which are not home to an SEC school, I would guess that you are wrong.
12 years ago at 6:58 am^You got him good you fucker.
12 years ago at 9:47 amActually the Supreme Court can enter into a closed session in which they can introduce a law and then vote on it. The law would then hold up for a period of time while the Congress debates said law and if they see fit it will stand. If not the SC can be all like… Fuck you cats, we run this shit.
12 years ago at 8:53 am“We run this shit”
Says Arizona whose immigration bill just got a beat down. Trying hard much?
12 years ago at 11:46 pm^yeah you are
12 years ago at 11:59 pmAbout damn time.
12 years ago at 12:00 pmThank God I got mentioned in a fail tfm.
12 years ago at 10:30 amFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK BUCKY
12 years ago at 12:00 pm2nd, Fuck Wisconsin
12 years ago at 12:16 pmRose Bowls?
12 years ago at 12:36 pm^ yeah and how’d they do? Fuck the Badgers. Go Ducks
12 years ago at 5:18 pm^god oregon is so fucking gay
12 years ago at 6:55 pmEveryone hates a winner
12 years ago at 8:10 pmAlso, safety school, asswipes.
12 years ago at 2:38 pmOh your from Oregon? Go smoke meth in your boarded up house.
12 years ago at 6:49 pmYou’re. Laps
12 years ago at 6:49 pmOh, you’re white? Have fun going to a shitty SEC school and making up stereotypes, probably while drunk or on meth. Go cry and masturbate with your tears, dreaming of a Rose Bowl championship.
12 years ago at 11:40 pm^As a white person, I can speak for 85% of this website when I say it is far more advantageous to be of European descent in this society due to our advances both scientifically, culturally, morally, economically, and politicall in comparison to other major geographic regions which have displayed a much more retarded growth.
But enough of being smart, being a drunk asshole is the way to go. Have fun sitting in that cloudy, rainy shithole.
12 years ago at 6:52 amAnd boom goes the dynamite
12 years ago at 10:31 pmSolid showing by sig nu. Not really much of a surprise.
12 years ago at 12:01 pmNot seeing sig nu…perhaps you meant sig pi?
12 years ago at 12:05 pmWhere do you see sigma nu? I see a solid showing from sigma Pi, which of course, is not a surprise, either. Go back and learn your alphabet, pledge.
12 years ago at 12:06 pmAh, looks like someone is still in high school. Take some time in your study hall to learn the Greek Alphabet big guy.
12 years ago at 12:26 pmpeople that dont know their alphabet piss me off
12 years ago at 12:45 pmEspecially after it was just posted on the wall last night.
12 years ago at 12:54 pmGet back in line and recite the greek alphabet again, pledge.
12 years ago at 1:24 pmOn your face, pledge.
12 years ago at 5:16 pm