FAIL FRIDAY: 8===D

Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Posting an ad on craigslist: “5 frat guys looking for a gangbang.” Getting 10 responses and sharing the hottest with your bros. TFM.
–Arizona

Those responses are all from obese 30-year-old chronic masturbators.

Frat in the morning, frat at night, frat with iguanas, and frat with your wife. TFM.
-Idaho

Really wanted to post this on the front page and see if one of you would burn down a building.

8==D NF. 8======D TFM. 8=D TFTC.
-Indiana

8===D~~~O: TSM. 8===D~~~(.)(.) RFM.

I’m pre-law. I don’t give a fuck about Brett Farve, Michael Vick, Tim Teabow, or anything they’ve ever done (that doesn’t mean I don’t care about football) but it’s people like me that keep them out of deep ass shit. TFM.
-Missouri

You are the opposite of a cool badass.

After 20 years of marriage with my wife, I found out she was a GDI…so I fucking divorced her! TFM.
–Indiana

After 20 years of marriage: “So, honey, I never asked, but were you in a sorority? What? WHAT?! You’ll be hearing from my attorney, GDI whore.”

Send dick pics to my buddy ***-240-6857. Got his ass. TFM.
–Indiana

This is wrong, just wrong. I can’t make myself post the area code.

Calling in fat to work. TFM.
–Minnesota

You are the reason for the recession.

Being so secure about your frattiness that you can pull off a GAP/American Eagle combo outfit. TFM.
–California

If you can’t mix in Hot Topic then you’re not secure enough.

3 things I don’t know: life in the poorhouse, hitting out of the bunker, and taking it from behind. TFM.
–Texas

Wow. Those are all over the place.

TFM Frat Rap (read while waving hand slowly left and right): I read TFM errrday, cause all I do is shout U-S-A! Errbody knows that cargos ain’t frat, just like dat hippie and his backwards fuckin hat! 2Ironking and Cupid make bros chuckle, when really what they do is make the boys fuckle! TFM.
–Anonymous

Someone kick the chair out from under me.


Brothers helping brothers.


I would give my left nut to see Tony Montana come to life, jump through that poster, and bust a cap in this cockroach.


I guarantee the guy on the right ends up taking a seat across from Chris Hansen at some point.


Close your legs, you slut.


All those pockets couldn’t contain their excitement.


This is what rock bottom looks like.


LOL girl poses.


“That’s a huge dick.” -what she said


No words.


Unisex bathrooms. TFM.

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    1. The_ChiIis_Guy

      It’s nice to see that everything’s in order. I always get nervous when FIRSTpostOX misses a first.

      12 years ago at 11:57 am
    2. willmiz

      Much respect. Even I couldn’t pull off that many first’s back in the day.

      -BrotherOmicron

      12 years ago at 12:06 pm
      1. superwayne

        I don’t understand what point you are trying to get across, shitdick. Also, learn proper grammar and spelling. You’re embarrassing us.

        12 years ago at 8:46 am
    1. BamaForRomney

      ^usually I don’t comment on a girl being unattractive, but you try way too hard. So go fix that nose for starters.

      12 years ago at 12:53 pm
    2. INFratter

      Anybody think that his friend might not be from Indiana maybe they just go to school there?

      12 years ago at 3:04 pm
    1. WhoDatFrat80

      What I was thinking. What combination of drugs and level of intoxication would you have to be at to ever think that’s a good idea?

      12 years ago at 12:47 pm
  1. fratboiiiSAE

    I’m high as helllllll right now. Lmao my boss caught me staring at a pic of the TFM sweetheart for 10 minutes and fired me.

    12 years ago at 11:57 am
    1. SkoalHammer

      The butt pee picture would have been posted if he was wearing a back to back world champs tank.

      12 years ago at 12:19 pm
    2. Tallapoosa Snu

      I think it’s been stated that there was in fact rowdy gentleman swag in the picture… still didnt do the job

      12 years ago at 12:58 pm
  2. VAFratAZ

    Can somehow have the Supreme Court pass a law saying we can kill anyone who makes fail friday?

    12 years ago at 11:59 am
    1. anon7472974648

      SCOTUS labeling what they really do (judicial activism) “judicial restraint”, and convincing the public the same. FaF.

      12 years ago at 1:26 pm
    2. PIKEpledge

      Do you really expect him to understand basic political institutions coming from a 3rd tier SEC state school. Probably some Mississippi state fucktard.

      12 years ago at 4:54 pm
    3. GloryGlory

      Considering his name references two states, Virginia and Arizona, both of which are not home to an SEC school, I would guess that you are wrong.

      12 years ago at 6:58 am
    4. VAFratAZ

      Actually the Supreme Court can enter into a closed session in which they can introduce a law and then vote on it. The law would then hold up for a period of time while the Congress debates said law and if they see fit it will stand. If not the SC can be all like… Fuck you cats, we run this shit.

      12 years ago at 8:53 am
    5. “We run this shit”

      Says Arizona whose immigration bill just got a beat down. Trying hard much?

      12 years ago at 11:46 pm
    1. Oh, you’re white? Have fun going to a shitty SEC school and making up stereotypes, probably while drunk or on meth. Go cry and masturbate with your tears, dreaming of a Rose Bowl championship.

      12 years ago at 11:40 pm
    2. GDI_Jihad

      ^As a white person, I can speak for 85% of this website when I say it is far more advantageous to be of European descent in this society due to our advances both scientifically, culturally, morally, economically, and politicall in comparison to other major geographic regions which have displayed a much more retarded growth.

      But enough of being smart, being a drunk asshole is the way to go. Have fun sitting in that cloudy, rainy shithole.

      12 years ago at 6:52 am
    1. N Fratgate Taylor

      Where do you see sigma nu? I see a solid showing from sigma Pi, which of course, is not a surprise, either. Go back and learn your alphabet, pledge.

      12 years ago at 12:06 pm
    2. fratkennypowers

      Ah, looks like someone is still in high school. Take some time in your study hall to learn the Greek Alphabet big guy.

      12 years ago at 12:26 pm