FAIL FRIDAY: 8===D
Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Posting an ad on craigslist: “5 frat guys looking for a gangbang.” Getting 10 responses and sharing the hottest with your bros. TFM.
–Arizona
Those responses are all from obese 30-year-old chronic masturbators.
Frat in the morning, frat at night, frat with iguanas, and frat with your wife. TFM.
-Idaho
Really wanted to post this on the front page and see if one of you would burn down a building.
8==D NF. 8======D TFM. 8=D TFTC.
-Indiana
8===D~~~O: TSM. 8===D~~~(.)(.) RFM.
I’m pre-law. I don’t give a fuck about Brett Farve, Michael Vick, Tim Teabow, or anything they’ve ever done (that doesn’t mean I don’t care about football) but it’s people like me that keep them out of deep ass shit. TFM.
-Missouri
You are the opposite of a cool badass.
After 20 years of marriage with my wife, I found out she was a GDI…so I fucking divorced her! TFM.
–Indiana
After 20 years of marriage: “So, honey, I never asked, but were you in a sorority? What? WHAT?! You’ll be hearing from my attorney, GDI whore.”
Send dick pics to my buddy ***-240-6857. Got his ass. TFM.
–Indiana
This is wrong, just wrong. I can’t make myself post the area code.
Calling in fat to work. TFM.
–Minnesota
You are the reason for the recession.
Being so secure about your frattiness that you can pull off a GAP/American Eagle combo outfit. TFM.
–California
If you can’t mix in Hot Topic then you’re not secure enough.
3 things I don’t know: life in the poorhouse, hitting out of the bunker, and taking it from behind. TFM.
–Texas
Wow. Those are all over the place.
TFM Frat Rap (read while waving hand slowly left and right): I read TFM errrday, cause all I do is shout U-S-A! Errbody knows that cargos ain’t frat, just like dat hippie and his backwards fuckin hat! 2Ironking and Cupid make bros chuckle, when really what they do is make the boys fuckle! TFM.
–Anonymous
Someone kick the chair out from under me.
I would give my left nut to see Tony Montana come to life, jump through that poster, and bust a cap in this cockroach.
I guarantee the guy on the right ends up taking a seat across from Chris Hansen at some point.
All those pockets couldn’t contain their excitement.
This is what rock bottom looks like.
“That’s a huge dick.” -what she said
Support Youth AIDS and Sig Ep:
Possibly the worst party ever:
Kate Upton chaser to wash away the bad:
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Terry Richardson is one lucky man.
12 years ago at 12:32 pmGod Bless ‘Merica!
^ it doesn’t matter how much money he makes, being black would suck so bad.
12 years ago at 4:39 pmBoom
12 years ago at 6:52 pmIf you didn’t get a half chub from the chaser you aren’t American.
12 years ago at 12:38 pmGetting blown while watching the chaser now.
12 years ago at 12:39 pm^ holy fuck you’re FaF
12 years ago at 1:21 pm^^You’re also on the internet. Something happened here.
12 years ago at 1:34 pmNot allowing the slam to question your actions no matter what it is. TFTC
12 years ago at 5:37 pmWhy is SigEp always walking towards me?
12 years ago at 12:41 pmThey are trying to give you a bid. It’s that easy.
12 years ago at 12:47 pm^ they give out bids like candy.
12 years ago at 4:39 pmThey think you’re a “Balanced Man”.
12 years ago at 8:10 pmDid anyone else notice those crocs in the 3rd to last picture?
12 years ago at 12:46 pmNF
12 years ago at 1:22 pmyea, nice eye
12 years ago at 10:57 pmThat Sig Ep video was intentionally terrible.
12 years ago at 12:47 pmOf course they were….
12 years ago at 5:08 pmFirst
12 years ago at 12:47 pmeverything was going well during my shit until that Kate upton video
12 years ago at 1:25 pmSigma Pi at Miami. FaF
12 years ago at 1:36 pmI’m pretty sure the guy’s shirt says “weiner” who is holding the Psi letter.
12 years ago at 1:38 pmGod-fucking-dammit. Which chapter of Phi Psi was that? Why are they holding letters and wearing cargos, and who didn’t haze that shit out of them during pledging?
12 years ago at 2:29 pmanel’s cousin.
12 years ago at 2:47 pmI think we need a road trip and some hazing of actives at that chapter. Dear god… Either that, or someone should call them out on putting pictures like that on the net at GAC.
12 years ago at 2:53 pm^second
12 years ago at 6:13 amUnforgivable.
12 years ago at 8:49 am