FAIL FRIDAY: A Hole Is A Hole
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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It’s no secret that I’ve been known to fill two plastic bags with jelly, microwave said bags, put said bags under a mattress and fuck them like a vagina. TFM.
Sweet merciful Lord, that is disturbing.
Going around whispering, “A hole is a hole,” to every rushee during house night. TFM.
Seems like a good way to ensure those kids pick up their bid cards.
Once you sniff a girl’s butthole that you just hooked up with after she falls asleep, there’s no turning back. TFM.
You can’t undo that shit.
Being perfectly okay with your penis of both average girth and length. TFM.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, you normal-dicked weirdo.
Asking your girlfriend’s dad if he “parties” and winking at him the first time you meet and him responding, “You know it.” Fratters frat! TFM.
This could be so many things. Too many things, in my opinion.
Packing your spring break suitcase with nothing but black dildos to see what happens in airport security. TFM.
Why they gotta be black dildos? I am outraged.
Titties and beer and being secretly queer. TFM.
Something tells me this was submitted in jest.
When she asks you to “go down” so you go down to the basement and haze a few pledges. TFM.
I will fight you. Whoever typed this, I will fight your try-hard face.
Taking every single test in college with your nutsack out and never getting caught. TFM.
Seems like an unnecessary risk.
“Once a slut, always a slut!” -Me to my mom when she forgets my Snack Pack. TFM.
What a loving family you have.
Chaser
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Do you want bird flu? Because that’s how you get bird flu.
8 years ago at 5:12 amPretending to run train on your fraternity brother and jizzing on his back has to be gayer than all the actual gays featured on fail Friday.
8 years ago at 5:15 amNothing will ever top the SAE snowball pic in that category, and I say this as an SAE.
8 years ago at 8:14 amThe snowball brought more shame to our fraternity than anything
8 years ago at 2:36 pmCan only assume that came out of pike
8 years ago at 9:33 amThe should kick that douche off the course just because of what he’s wearing, get it together shit head.
8 years ago at 5:43 amFuck Chrissy Teigen
8 years ago at 5:49 amYou are damn right I’d fuck her.
8 years ago at 7:32 amThat’s the plan
8 years ago at 10:03 am…but only if she has a mute button
8 years ago at 3:50 pm“Like he do not know what permanent is.”
8 years ago at 6:14 amMaybe I’m still fucked up but I’m struggling with that caption.
Somebody will get it and it’ll make this all worthwhile.
8 years ago at 6:25 amJesus Christ. Woosh to myself
8 years ago at 6:54 amWell Jesus I’ll explain for you, go take a listen to the song Gyalchester by Drake.
8 years ago at 8:30 amWhat’s the “L” ?
8 years ago at 6:19 amThat was the greatest chaser ever.
8 years ago at 6:27 amEh, Chrissy Teigen just doesn’t do it for me, personally.
8 years ago at 8:28 amI’d still prematurely ejaculate in her, but ya I agree she’s nothing especially special
8 years ago at 8:31 amIt was the humor that got me. She’s cute, but a laugh is priceless.
8 years ago at 8:35 am*on her thigh
8 years ago at 9:49 amShe’s got a damn cinderblock for a head
8 years ago at 9:11 amDidn’t notice, I was staring at her chest the whole time
8 years ago at 3:03 pmIf that delt actually drank all those beers, props. Doubtful considering he’s wearing a fraternity flag as a cape.
8 years ago at 6:32 amThat’s my boy what puked on his dick.
8 years ago at 7:03 amWho lets all the fat fucks in
8 years ago at 7:09 amOther fat fucks
8 years ago at 7:14 amHe’s right
8 years ago at 9:13 am