FAIL FRIDAY: A Hole Is A Hole

Ross Bolen8 years ago

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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It’s no secret that I’ve been known to fill two plastic bags with jelly, microwave said bags, put said bags under a mattress and fuck them like a vagina. TFM.

Sweet merciful Lord, that is disturbing.

Going around whispering, “A hole is a hole,” to every rushee during house night. TFM.

Seems like a good way to ensure those kids pick up their bid cards.

Once you sniff a girl’s butthole that you just hooked up with after she falls asleep, there’s no turning back. TFM.

You can’t undo that shit.

Being perfectly okay with your penis of both average girth and length. TFM.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, you normal-dicked weirdo.

Asking your girlfriend’s dad if he “parties” and winking at him the first time you meet and him responding, “You know it.” Fratters frat! TFM.

This could be so many things. Too many things, in my opinion.

Packing your spring break suitcase with nothing but black dildos to see what happens in airport security. TFM.

Why they gotta be black dildos? I am outraged.

Titties and beer and being secretly queer. TFM.

Something tells me this was submitted in jest.

When she asks you to “go down” so you go down to the basement and haze a few pledges. TFM.

I will fight you. Whoever typed this, I will fight your try-hard face.

Taking every single test in college with your nutsack out and never getting caught. TFM.

Seems like an unnecessary risk.

“Once a slut, always a slut!” -Me to my mom when she forgets my Snack Pack. TFM.

What a loving family you have.

Chaser

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