FAIL FRIDAY: Acrobatics Gone Wrong
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Pledgeformers: Dark Side of the Paddle. TFM.
-North Carolina
This is a distressing sci-fi attempt at being clever.
Fuller not going easy on the Pepsi. TFM.
-Indiana
I have a pledge brother who uses rubber sheets too, just like Fuller from Home Alone.
Tommy performing a hostile take over of the Power Rangers from Jason. TFM.
-Missouri
Red Ranger mutiny TFM?
Today my brother asked me if he could borrow my razor to trim his beard before going on a date. I gave him my “special” razor because he’s a liberal GDI and told me I look like a f*g because I wear shorts that end above my knees. TFM.
-North Carolina
Your family is fucking retarded.
We jokingly asked our sweetheart to give a pledge herpes last semester. She did. TFM.
-Georgia
Your sweetheart is diseased, and you’re sick.
Stealing from McDonalds while wearing one of their own neckties. The Hamburgler. TFTC.
-Washington
If you wouldn’t give The Hamburgler a bid you’re a bottom tier fucking joke.
Letting the air out of my brother in law’s tires every night when I come back from the bar, because he’s a GDI. God Bless America.
-South Carolina
The Carolinas are blowing it with inter-family pranks this week.
Jackin’ off with my bow tie tied to my nuts. TFM.
-Alabama
Formal masturbation. FaF.
The Almond Brothers played in the band room before rock and roll was famous. TFM.
-Arizona
The “Almond” Brothers, huh? Cover band that serves fresh nuts to the crowd as their shtick?
Playing a game of golf with W and the other heads of my dad’s company and calling it a business meeting, after hole 9 I slammed the 104 pound cart girl while blaring Jimmy Buffet, right before I finished I threw in a horseshoe so she wouldn’t try and kiss me. Time is money so I went and bought a Rolex. TFM.
-Oklahoma
TTH (Trying too Hard) Effort of the Week Award goes to Oklahoma.
This soulless day-walker fits right in.
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
When TFTC goes wrong.
Y’all must have camped outside of Game Stop for days.
This is incredible, but there’s a little bit of redemption at the end:
The Short Jort guy looks like Jack Black if he was 20 years younger.
14 years ago at 4:11 pmSucks that it took so long for such a big disappointment of a fail friday
14 years ago at 4:11 pmalpha phi delta? fuckin northerners
14 years ago at 4:18 pmThis column is stupid as fuck.
14 years ago at 4:30 pmI actually thought the jackin off one was pretty damn funny
14 years ago at 4:36 pmWhat is Alpha Phi Delta?
14 years ago at 4:37 pmItalian-American fraternity. Do you know how to use google or wikipedia?
14 years ago at 8:13 pmhttp://tinyurl.com/5uv6r86
14 years ago at 8:15 pmIf it is an Italian-American fraternity, than why do four of them look Hispanic? And my point was more so they’re not an official IFC fraternity. So they don’t count.
14 years ago at 8:05 amlol yes they are. do you research bud it the frist thing that pops up on their wiki page
14 years ago at 9:09 amhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North-American_Interfraternity_Conference
14 years ago at 9:14 amThat Pike one had me rolling. Phi Phi!!
14 years ago at 4:51 pmSEC=NF
14 years ago at 4:54 pmYou’ve said that twice now. You’re retarded. In the bonds
14 years ago at 5:19 pmClearly you’re weren’t blessed enough to be born and raised in the South.
14 years ago at 8:18 pm^THIS
14 years ago at 9:52 pmVideo was removed and nothing of value was lost.
14 years ago at 4:56 pmLittle Home Alone reference is unacceptable but we can have 16 per week from Old School or Animal House?
14 years ago at 5:27 pm^Second
14 years ago at 10:22 pm