FAIL FRIDAY: Acrobatics Gone Wrong
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Pledgeformers: Dark Side of the Paddle. TFM.
-North Carolina

This is a distressing sci-fi attempt at being clever.

Fuller not going easy on the Pepsi. TFM.
-Indiana

I have a pledge brother who uses rubber sheets too, just like Fuller from Home Alone.

Tommy performing a hostile take over of the Power Rangers from Jason. TFM.
-Missouri

Red Ranger mutiny TFM?

Today my brother asked me if he could borrow my razor to trim his beard before going on a date. I gave him my “special” razor because he’s a liberal GDI and told me I look like a f*g because I wear shorts that end above my knees. TFM.
-North Carolina

Your family is fucking retarded.

We jokingly asked our sweetheart to give a pledge herpes last semester. She did. TFM.
-Georgia

Your sweetheart is diseased, and you’re sick.

Stealing from McDonalds while wearing one of their own neckties. The Hamburgler. TFTC.
-Washington

If you wouldn’t give The Hamburgler a bid you’re a bottom tier fucking joke.

Letting the air out of my brother in law’s tires every night when I come back from the bar, because he’s a GDI. God Bless America.
-South Carolina

The Carolinas are blowing it with inter-family pranks this week.

Jackin’ off with my bow tie tied to my nuts. TFM.
-Alabama

Formal masturbation. FaF.

The Almond Brothers played in the band room before rock and roll was famous. TFM.
-Arizona

The “Almond” Brothers, huh? Cover band that serves fresh nuts to the crowd as their shtick?

Playing a game of golf with W and the other heads of my dad’s company and calling it a business meeting, after hole 9 I slammed the 104 pound cart girl while blaring Jimmy Buffet, right before I finished I threw in a horseshoe so she wouldn’t try and kiss me. Time is money so I went and bought a Rolex. TFM.
-Oklahoma

TTH (Trying too Hard) Effort of the Week Award goes to Oklahoma.


This soulless day-walker fits right in.


Two in the pink, one in the stink.


When TFTC goes wrong.


Y’all must have camped outside of Game Stop for days.

This is incredible, but there’s a little bit of redemption at the end:

  2. GeneralFrattin

    pike is a fraternity? I thought it was just a social club because everyone can get a bid and pay money to wear those shameful letters that have absolutely no meaning.

    14 years ago at 9:40 pm
    1. Lucas Fratterson

      So geeds like you who can’t use the word frat properly have an organization to join.

      14 years ago at 10:29 pm
  4. Neil Fratwood IV

    Lol the pike elephant walk photo is from my chapter in arkansas! frat hard brothers

    14 years ago at 11:42 pm
    4. Neil Fratwood IV

      lol i love my brothers of the pi kappa alpha fraternity, do you fellows not?

      14 years ago at 11:27 pm
    5. Fratty McTastic

      I like this Pike…TFTC. Maybe if the rest of them were like this they wouldn’t make it on Fail Friday so much.

      14 years ago at 8:39 pm
  5. timmer

    The “Almond Brothers”? Are you fucking kidding me? Duane “Almond” is rolling over his grave. I bet this moron also thinks Lynyrd Skynyrd is spelled Lynard Skynard and isn’t aware that CCR is an acronym. Plus why would a band from Jacksonville be playing in Arizona “before they were big?”

    14 years ago at 11:45 pm
  8. Bid

    Boo hiss. That hamburgler one was from me, and should be from Maryland, not Washington!

    14 years ago at 1:02 pm
  10. Hoosier Sweetheart

    Video has been removed by user, anyone know where it can still be found?

    14 years ago at 7:18 pm
    1. The Fifth

      TFM Intern needs to start copying the videos to his own account to avoid things like this happening.

      14 years ago at 3:56 am