FAIL FRIDAY: Adderall Withdrawals
Ten real submissions, ten photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
My mom said she doesn’t like me dipping so I held her down and forced an entire tin into her mouth. TFM.
–Pennsylvania
Happy Mother’s Day!
Going to prom after you graduate, and rushing balls instead of dancing with your date. TFM.
–Michigan
Get in there. Rush is year-round.
Making girls count my six pack. TFM.
-California
“Count my fucking abs! Count bitch!”
Melanie Iglesias if you’re on TFM hear me out. If you don’t let me literally pee in your butt I will kill my whole family and yell TFTC. But seriously, I’m a nice guy. I’m in a frat. PIKE OUT. TFM.
-Texas
The odds of Melanie Iglesias being on TFM are much better than you ever having a shot at fulfilling your urine fantasy, and that’s saying something.
“Hi, nice to meet you. My na-FRAT!!!” ToufratteSyndromeMove.
–Arkansas
Really? Come on!
Running into random AA meetings and beer showering the quitters, then slamming down a case of Budweiser Ameri-cans and saying “you’re welcome” and then walking out. TFM.
–Kentucky
I bet you’re a habitual line-crosser.
The STD rate going up by 25% every Mom’s Weekend. TFM.
–Oregon
Your moms must be dirty rotten sluts.
Had a diarrhea shart in my room today. Afterwards, in the shower, I used my GDI roommate’s soap bar to clean my asshole. TFM.
–Florida
This is a flagrant violation of shared shower etiquette.
GDI in line at Chipotle was crowding me, so I turned around and lifted up my shirt and showed him the six shooter on my waist. He backed down and I ordered a burrito bowl. TFM.
–Oklahoma
Fuck yeah. Chipotle isn’t a mother fucking game.
Getting so drunk that you make a pledge try the elephant march with the frathound and proceed to get a hard-on. TFM.
–North Carolina
At first I thought he was saying the dog got a hard on, but no…he’s talking about himself.
Guy on the right walks into a barber shop: “Yeah give me the Rufio.”
Sneak attack back scratch. TFM.
“You want to touch penis heads?”
He won an award for his appearance in Fail Friday. I’m proud of him.
“What? It wasn’t me! Dude shut up it wasn’t.”
Dunkaroo gone horribly wrong.
Not a single girl and one idiot that either pissed himself or drinks like shit.
Your chapter should study this picture and try to give off the exact opposite vibe during rush.
The look on his face…it’s terrifying.
Fucking weird assortment of individuals.
You only live once that’s the motto A-T-YOLO:
Stop motion chaser:
Six minutes of Kate:
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I fucking give up.
13 years ago at 10:33 amI think you just found a new motto for the SEC
13 years ago at 10:36 amI do feel for you dude
13 years ago at 11:24 amAny publicity is good publicity?
13 years ago at 9:15 pmLongboarding. Fucking pink MOHAWKS. No not even a normal, queer mohawk, you had to go get a FUCKING PINK ONE. Fucking sorority pattern shirts with our letters on it. You know what? These no talent ass clowns deserve every bit of bad publicity that goes to their chapters. The problem is, you have good chapters that have to deal with shitty publicity like this.
Whatever. Intern, fuck you.
13 years ago at 10:11 pmOh and pardon my English, it’s a bit rusty today.
13 years ago at 10:13 pmAnd unless im mistaken we never got our addy rant
13 years ago at 12:17 am^^^ Don’t be mad at the intern, be mad at the worthless fraternity you joined champ.
13 years ago at 2:24 amThanks again guys.
13 years ago at 10:52 amThis week should be a warning to any other good chapters still out there: the Blueprint is our Balanced Man. And we’re also handing out way too many charters
13 years ago at 10:52 am^Thank You
13 years ago at 11:41 am^^ You have the greatest name ever.
13 years ago at 1:21 pmNationals is only concerned about numbers. Fuck The Blueprint. YITB.
13 years ago at 1:39 pmTKE has this theory that its cool to have more active members and chapters than anyone else. This leads to bids being handed out to people that do not belong in fraternities. NO ONE in any fraternity should ever be wearing cargo shorts. no one should ever wear hollister or abercrombie or any of that geedish clothing. This fail friday is quite embarassing. YITB
13 years ago at 5:57 pmEveryday i wake up and thank god i am not a TKE. How does it feel to be bottom tier losers? I have more respect for geeds.
13 years ago at 3:05 amYou’re a waste of a life^ YITB
13 years ago at 5:48 pmMotion to rename the column TKE/PIKE Fail Friday?
13 years ago at 11:52 amSecond
13 years ago at 1:48 pmKate Upton has great tits.
13 years ago at 12:08 pm^you motor boating son of a bitch
13 years ago at 12:44 pmATO shame.
13 years ago at 12:37 pmThat first chaser was great, think I saw a bit of nip a couple times.
13 years ago at 12:45 pmThese TKE’s need to seriously get balled for that.
13 years ago at 1:12 pmNo fucking kidding. Unbelievable.
13 years ago at 1:37 pmSomething tells me you guys are underclassmen try-hards at your campuses. Grow a pair of balls and stop letting a satire website piss you off.
13 years ago at 2:28 pmI dont think the tekes here could be geeds and fit in
13 years ago at 5:54 pmMajor nip slip at 1:13 on the Stop motion chaser clip.
13 years ago at 1:15 pmWhy didn’t JP Morgan make Fail Friday?
13 years ago at 1:28 pm