FAIL FRIDAY: Adult Diapers
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, ten photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Found out my dad invested in American eagle so I slashed his tires and spray painted “TFM” on the hood of his car. TFM.
–Idaho

You hear that dad? Invest in a company that isn’t TFM approved and get your fucking tires slashed.

Cashier at Whole Foods asked me if I wanted to donate $1 to St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital. I said “FUCK NO! I’m in a frat!” Then I pounded my chest and pointed to the sky as I walked out of the store. TFM.
–Nebraska

Damn right. You don’t give a shit. Sick kids don’t get a fucking pass. TFTC.

That time of the month when your man bush is longer than your flaccid. TFM.
-Texas

Even my sick sense of humor finds this disturbing.

A brother knocked up his slam earlier this school year. Now we have fresh organic milk for the whole house. TFM.
-Illinois

Breaaast miiilk, you made my daaay-ay.

Got drunk at my sister’s wedding and took a shit on her cake. TFTC.
–Virginia

Why are so many of you destroying the lives of family members?

I don’t care if we used to be best friends. I can drink more than you, my attire is unquestionably more respectable, girls find me more attractive, and now I have more business connections than you do friends. So what if you were there for me when my dog got hit by a car? Now you’re just a fucking geed. TFM.
–Washington

Let it out bro. It needs to be said.

Changing the lyrics of Nickelback’s song “Rockstar” to “I wanna be a fratstar.” TFM.
–Oklahoma

Please don’t. But if you do, record it on YouTube so I can shame you on next week’s Fail Friday.

Getting naked and spraying half a bottle of Febreze up into your fan so it coats your entire body instead of showering. TFM.
–Michigan

Just take a fucking shower you disgusting hipster.

Taking Adderall with the best frat-dad-of-all. TFM.
–Florida

Wordplay is fun.

There was a drive-by shooting at the house and I took a stray in the calf but I’m still livin. Keith can’t slang hard white out the crib anymore though. TFM.
–Georgia

Some fools gotta slang crack to pay dues. It’s all in the game.


Diapers are back in style.


Who takes their own shame picture? His facial expression is priceless.


Y’all don’t even know he was a virgin until he was 28 and now… Roll Tide.


You can’t put periods in a hashtag you fucking dumbass.


Brotherhood.


Overdosing on TFTC.


Not sure why they had to write “POOP ON MY FACE” like he won’t know.


Sweet lord he exploded.


The Man in Black, Johnny Cash, is rolling over in his grave.


Closing out this week with cargos and a man-on-man proposal.

Lamborghini Mercy, the Mazda edition:

Kate Upton doing the Cat Daddy will make it all better:


Does she live in a time warp where she finds out about rap dance moves two years after the general public? Maybe. Do I want her to stop? No.

Melanie Iglesias and Lisa Ramos’ almost equally hot response to Kate’s video:

If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, there you go. Also, TFM Day Rage is next Saturday (5/12) and Early Bird tickets are $15 instead of $25 at the door so buy your tickets HERE now.

    3. Bleaux Me

      I must confess that I don’t do either. Rumor has it that those behaviors, however, are common to the students and supporters of The University of Alabama.

      13 years ago at 12:14 pm
    5. howboutit

      I saw that bastard at rodeo this year, fell off a cooler and on to some poor high school girl during Eric Church…roll tide

      13 years ago at 2:43 pm
    8. PledgeInTheCloset

      Bet y’all didn’t know he was a virgin until he was 28. But now… Roll tide

      13 years ago at 4:32 pm
    11. Frataloosca

      I’ll only fuck my own sister after I get done impregnating all of yours, Roll Fucking Tide pussies.

      13 years ago at 11:32 pm
  7. Lee Corso

    “Dude lets put poop on his face! Let me just stick my finger in my dookie and smear on his face.” I’m assuming that is how it went down.

    13 years ago at 11:50 am
    1. Rutherford B_Haze

      I think someone wrote “poop on my face” on that guy as a prank, and then somebody really did poop on his face.

      13 years ago at 11:55 am
    2. QuintanaBreeze

      I think that if you’re gonna put poop on someone’s face at least have the common courtesy to put some over the upper lip Sanchez style for good measure. What is this amateur hour or something?

      13 years ago at 12:13 pm
    31. PandaBear_IHSV

      Hit the road Jack, and don’t you go black no more no more no more no more!!!!

      13 years ago at 3:28 pm
    36. Fratrick Swayze 1856

      When I read comments like these, I am reminded that there is still some good left in America. Carry on gentlemen.

      13 years ago at 12:33 pm
  11. FrattinSince1855

    What the hell just happened in that video? And can anyone tell me what a “Phi Sigma Phi,” is? So many questions unanswered.

    13 years ago at 11:52 am
    2. The General Lee

      Who the fuck cares. They aren’t Sigma Chi’s so I could give less of a fuck.

      13 years ago at 12:04 pm
    5. FrattinSince1855

      Whats a “Sig Machi”? I didn’t realize “Machi” was a greek letter.

      13 years ago at 1:22 pm
    9. Frat Golf

      ^Someone revealed they’re a sigma chi and take offense to strangers accusations online.

      13 years ago at 2:22 pm
    14. Year Around Frat

      point of reference: Sig Machi (Sig Ma-chee) is slang for sigma chi. I use it as a term for distaste as many members of this fraternity are cocky dicksuckers. Thank you, that’ll be all.

      13 years ago at 11:56 pm