FAIL FRIDAY: Against All Odds
Below is the worst reader-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and four videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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Regularly waking up butt naked in a dumpster with a live hamster in your bunghole. TFM.
This is one of the most common signs of alcoholism.
Filling a Super Soaker up with your semen over the course of three weeks then taking it to lineup and spraying unruly pledges. TFM.
Odds of your charter being revoked are 3-to-1 in Vegas.
When your sex playlist consists of Boy George and Marilyn Monroe. TFM.
Pretty conflicting vibes here for love-making music IMO.
Riding the bus in nothing but a trench coat to see what it feels like to be poor. TFM.
Truly a man of the people.
Naming your penis Mr. Bigglesworth and quoting scripture while you take part in erotic asphyxiation. TFM.
Naming your ding dong after Dr. Evil’s cat is next level psychopathy.
Blaming it on an old sports injury when you prejac in your pants while making out. TFM.
What fuckin’ sport causes you to pre in your pants, son?
Building a snowman just to force your least favorite pledge to participate in intercourse with it. TFM.
This is where the term “blue balls” comes from according to history books.
Kidnapping the TA’s cat and sending him a ransom note threatening to decapitate it if he doesn’t give you all the answers to the final. TFM.
Jesus dude just use a test bank like a normal person.
Have you ever loved somebody so much it makes you cry? Have you ever needed something so bad you can’t sleep at night? TFM.
Had to Google this. They’re Brandy lyrics. The train is off the tracks.
Walking into the drunk tank, taking your dick out and screaming “Allahu Akbar!” at the rest of the inmates so they know not to fuck with you. TFM.
That’s one way to get shanked in your sleep.
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Come on Bolen, you know everyone’s shit schedule. I thought you were here to do better than the intern, not the same.
8 years ago at 2:50 pmWe’re going on my poop schedule now. Adapt.
8 years ago at 3:05 pmI’ll say this, you’ve got more balls than the intern, and for that, I respectfully concede.
8 years ago at 3:37 pmYou also have to submit to Ross, just for the simple fact that he’s 2/2 vs the intern who doesn’t post shit.
8 years ago at 3:37 amBlaming precum on a sports injury is a TFM.
8 years ago at 3:02 pmIt’s not but it’ll still make the wall nowadays.
8 years ago at 3:09 pmI’d be willing to bet the guy with that small animal in his pocket is the same guy who submitted that first TFM
8 years ago at 3:18 pmThat guy who kept chugging beers despite throwing up might be the dumbest mother fucker I have ever seen
8 years ago at 3:24 pmI watched until I heard his friend say “don’t bitch out”. I heard the Canadian in it and immediately stopped the video.
8 years ago at 3:54 pmThey sounded like they’re canadian. Just goes to show
8 years ago at 5:19 pmThe kid trying to break the board with his helmet is a close second
8 years ago at 4:47 pmKate Upton is the conductor of the big titty train
8 years ago at 3:50 pmand that train has no caboose whatsoever
8 years ago at 5:06 pmGood…it never ends.
8 years ago at 5:59 pmThat second guy is about to nut his pants while his buddy smashes the TV.
8 years ago at 4:20 pmAt least the intern tried in his photo commentary. Fuck off, Ross. Also, Photo #1’s lack of literally any muscle mass makes me legitimately angry. Walk to class or something, you worthless fuck.
8 years ago at 5:19 pmThe chaser matched my wiping time exactly. Well planned.
8 years ago at 7:53 pmJesus, that Phi Delt twitter account alone provided so much content
8 years ago at 12:32 amThe jizz-supersoaker idea doesn’t work, FYI. Within a day it just congeals into a dry, crusty mess, that won’t shoot through the gun. That’s what I heard from my friend anyway.
8 years ago at 7:04 am