FAIL FRIDAY: Ain’t Nobody Got Time For Frat
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Got a blow job in Target after they announced I was in a frat over the intercom. TFM.
-Tennessee
“Attention shoppers! The portly gentleman on aisle 4 is in a frat!”
This is how you get into a frat 100% of the time: just shotgun a keg. TFM.
-Colorado
Thanks for that wonderful advice, you Colorado dope-smoking hippie scum.
Yelling “fore!” at an orphanage and you drive by and give them the bird. TFM.
-Virginia
Da fuq?
Blowing everyone. TmyexgirlfriendM.
-Tennessee
Haha! Your ex is a whore! TgivehermynumberM.
Having the hot ski patrol’s inbred cousin pick her up from your slope side mansion, then proceeding to fuck them both. Why? Because it’s Mon-fucking-tana. TFM.
-Montana
Montana, so hot right now…Montana.
Being hungover enough to blow your nose and wipe your ass with the same sheet of toilet paper. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
Hygiene is for geeds.
When a bro tells you about something you already read on tfm and then you tell him you already read it on tfm and he says wait you read tfm and i say i do read tfm do you read tfm and hes all like yeah i read tfm and i’m all like bro reading tfm is such a tfm are you in a frat and which one. tfm.
-Virginia
Refusing to use capitalization or commas. tfm.
Getting a 100 dollar bill tattoo on my dick so that my slam can literally blow a 100. TFM.
-Vermont
Whatever floats your boat, freak.
Natty, black chicks, fucking up geeds at the ultimate debate tournament, Bruno Mars, and no condoms for sure a TFM.
-Texas
You’re all over the place.
When a girl at a trailer park is like “It’s my Uncle Dad’s birfday today” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
Trailer parks are hotbeds for slam recruitment. Everybody knows that.
Still just a rat in a cage.
Yaaaarrrrrfffffff.
This will legitimately give me nightmares.
Unbelievably hairy rush ass.
Fratstrong.
When you’ve got abs like those, you show them off.
Magic Mike pledges.
Passing out in the most comfortable place you can find. TFM.
Brotherly love.
Pit stains for days.
That foursome…..or 3 1/2some picture was gold.
12 years ago at 1:31 pmHow many guys were in that foursome? Definitely two, maybe three?
12 years ago at 1:32 pmIntern, you make it so easy to hate you. Get it up sooner.
12 years ago at 1:34 pmThat chaser should be put in the Smithsonian.
12 years ago at 1:35 pmHoly fucking chaser
12 years ago at 1:37 pmI was at least slightly amused by the What the Pike Say video, still ashamed though.
12 years ago at 1:45 pmTits vs. Ass settled forever.
12 years ago at 1:47 pmSo I’m fuckin this chick in the ass right. I was having some serious molly dick so I was literally just shoving it in there, when all of a sudden Bradster walks in. I immediately went to full mast (so weird I wonder why). So Bradster goes “OH NOW IT’S A PARTY” and the girls all like “No I’m not fucking both of you” boring slut. So Bradster leaves and I’m just having some serious trouble keeping it up when all of a sudden this bitch squirts all over my bed. Either that or she peed herself. I would have gotten mad but she had passed out at this point so I couldn’t really blame her. That’s when Bradster came in and little Chadster was up and working again so we went to poundtown on this slut. RAAAGGEEE!
12 years ago at 1:47 pmkys
12 years ago at 1:49 pmTook you long enough godamnit.
12 years ago at 1:47 pmThat Pike video is quite possibly the biggest embarrassment I have ever seen in my life. In what world did anyone ever think that was a good idea?
12 years ago at 1:48 pmSeriously, at some point someone was like “Yeah, this looks really good.. put it on the internet.” Such a fucking joke.
12 years ago at 5:53 pm