FAIL FRIDAY: All Bad Things
Ten real submissions, 18 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Utilizing the Vineyard Vines catalog the same way most guys use Playboy magazine. TFM.
If you’re still whacking it to magazines, you’re a weirdo.
Telling your professor you were “texting your mom” when you clearly were sending Jimmy pics to your slampiece. TFM.
Maybe just don’t send dick pics in class.
Your mom getting noticably aroused when you come home because you look so much like your dad. TFM.
Keeping it in the family. TFM.
The congratulatory ass slap on one of your bros after he shot guns a sick Natty Lite. TFM.
Come on, man.
Requesting box as your last meal before being executed. TFM.
Apparently we’re pulling frat moves on death row now.
Having a limit on the amount of Jews let in the fraternity. TFM.
Total Hitler Move.
Celebrating everyday like Cinco De Mayo because you live in America. TFM.
That doesn’t make any damn sense.
I just got voted most likely to be in a frat at my private high school. I’m a freshman. TFM.
Confratulations!
Getting new Sperrys every semester because of how wet they get from all the cumloads glazing them. TFM.
For the love of God.
Mom said that if I didn’t stop wearing combat Oakleys all day and night girls wouldn’t find me attractive. Just banged a three while wearing them blades. TFM.
Never change.
“Having a limit on the amount of Jews let in the fraternity. TFM.” Come on, this is not a fail, it is just a good strategy. You don’t want your kitchen getting filled with gefilte fish.
10 years ago at 12:28 pmRemoving the Jews from your fraternity. TReichM
10 years ago at 1:00 pmRemoving Jews from all of Greek life. TFinalSolutionM
10 years ago at 1:54 pmGod damn it finally some people get it.
10 years ago at 2:06 pmYou gotta have a few Jews. who’s going to be the treasurer ?
10 years ago at 3:26 pmAs the two term treasurer of my chapter, and a token Jew, I wholeheartedly endorse this tradition.
10 years ago at 5:48 pmlmao at that pref video. but fuck you intern
10 years ago at 12:32 pmLmao indeed
10 years ago at 1:52 pmIntern you little dick licker, this needs to be posted pre-lunch hour so when I take my post lunch shit I have something to read besides Dorn’s shitty product reviews. If you can do that then the boys and I might consider stopping DP’ing that whore of a mother that birthed you.
10 years ago at 12:42 pmslow your roll there buddy.
10 years ago at 1:14 pmKid on the left with the dick grab photo, holy fuck that’s one wonky as fuck eye
10 years ago at 12:45 pmIntern, this has been a long time coming. But it’s time for me to tell you how I really feel. You are a useless, waste of space, and you are a disgrace to your fellow women. Recycling posts, and posting shit on top of it is just unprofessional. This website was once a magical place where I, and other browsers would come for a daily dose of fraternity humor. But you clearly don’t share the same values of quality, humor, and acceptable degenerative behavior as the rest of us. Go back to Buzzfeed or wherever the fuck you came from, and leave us alone. I hope someone puts shit in your coffee.
Best punches to your throat,
10 years ago at 12:47 pmNightriderNoisewater
“I just got voted most likely to be in a frat at my private high school. I’m a freshman. TFM.”
…..The Dorn Academy class of ’18
10 years ago at 12:52 pmΣΠ (Fucking Goobers)
10 years ago at 12:55 pmThe goober density is this one is impressive.
10 years ago at 12:57 pmdamn high school try hards
10 years ago at 12:57 pmRequesting box as your last meal on death row. Bold move cotton, let’s see how it plays out for him.
10 years ago at 1:03 pmI don’t see why that didn’t make the wall.
10 years ago at 1:49 pm