FAIL FRIDAY: All Bad Things
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 18 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Utilizing the Vineyard Vines catalog the same way most guys use Playboy magazine. TFM.

If you’re still whacking it to magazines, you’re a weirdo.

Telling your professor you were “texting your mom” when you clearly were sending Jimmy pics to your slampiece. TFM.

Maybe just don’t send dick pics in class.

Your mom getting noticably aroused when you come home because you look so much like your dad. TFM.

Keeping it in the family. TFM.

The congratulatory ass slap on one of your bros after he shot guns a sick Natty Lite. TFM.

Come on, man.

Requesting box as your last meal before being executed. TFM.

Apparently we’re pulling frat moves on death row now.

Having a limit on the amount of Jews let in the fraternity. TFM.

Total Hitler Move.

Celebrating everyday like Cinco De Mayo because you live in America. TFM.

That doesn’t make any damn sense.

I just got voted most likely to be in a frat at my private high school. I’m a freshman. TFM.

Confratulations!

Getting new Sperrys every semester because of how wet they get from all the cumloads glazing them. TFM.

For the love of God.

Mom said that if I didn’t stop wearing combat Oakleys all day and night girls wouldn’t find me attractive. Just banged a three while wearing them blades. TFM.

Never change.

Lick that nipple.
Lick that nipple.
Sleep well, sweet prince.
Sleep well, sweet prince.
Fratman.
Fratman.
Seems totally safe to me.
Seems totally safe to me.
Dad bod selfie.
Dad bod selfie.
Maybe dont do this.
Maybe don’t do this.
Kid has clearly never thrown a football before.
Kid has clearly never thrown a football before.
Man down.
Man down.
Sleeping in a YETI. TFM.
Sleeping in a YETI. TFM.
There's a goat in your bed, hombre.
There’s a goat in your bed, hombre.
So close, yet so far away.
So close, yet so far away.
Gang of goobers.
Gang of goobers.
Someone was really upset that the Cavs lost game one.
Someone was really upset that the Cavs lost game one.
Gaggle of goobers.
Gaggle of goobers.
Thats just embarrassing.
That’s just embarrassing.
Tell me thats a Cleveland Browns cutoff to sweeten the deal.
Tell me that’s a Cleveland Browns cutoff to sweeten the deal.
Freaster Frunny Frat Easter Bunny).
Freaster Frunny (Frat Easter Bunny).
Check the geotag.
Check the geotag.

Fiji Pref Video 2015

Glorious Princeton Muscle-Up Fail

Kentucky Derby Horse Mask Selfie Fail

Chaser

  2. Strong F. Kennedy

    100 bucks and my left nut says the two goobers grabbing each other’s balls are SAE’s

    10 years ago at 1:19 pm
  3. Tuco_1855

    The Pi Kap throwing the football is an all-timer. Right up there with the fat Asian Beta with the cotton candy from a few years back.

    10 years ago at 1:38 pm
    1. ElephantInTheRoom

      Pi Kapp’s philanthropy proceeds go to kids with muscle dystrophy. I am a Pi Kapp, and this guy in the picture maybe one as well, but there is also a chance he may be a beneficiary of our philanthropy.

      10 years ago at 12:52 pm
    1. Frattin_Texas_Aggie

      I’d like to know where in America you can buy a Yeti anywhere close to that size for $300?

      10 years ago at 2:27 pm
  5. Fraiking

    “Hey bro, lets take a picture wearing american flag chubbies and holding on to our packages”
    “Oh like we are grabbing our packages and flipping off the camera?”
    “No no, you see im going to grab your dong…..” Boom. That’s the moment I would punch him in the mouth.

    10 years ago at 1:45 pm