FAIL FRIDAY: All Bad Things
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 18 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Utilizing the Vineyard Vines catalog the same way most guys use Playboy magazine. TFM.

If you’re still whacking it to magazines, you’re a weirdo.

Telling your professor you were “texting your mom” when you clearly were sending Jimmy pics to your slampiece. TFM.

Maybe just don’t send dick pics in class.

Your mom getting noticably aroused when you come home because you look so much like your dad. TFM.

Keeping it in the family. TFM.

The congratulatory ass slap on one of your bros after he shot guns a sick Natty Lite. TFM.

Come on, man.

Requesting box as your last meal before being executed. TFM.

Apparently we’re pulling frat moves on death row now.

Having a limit on the amount of Jews let in the fraternity. TFM.

Total Hitler Move.

Celebrating everyday like Cinco De Mayo because you live in America. TFM.

That doesn’t make any damn sense.

I just got voted most likely to be in a frat at my private high school. I’m a freshman. TFM.

Confratulations!

Getting new Sperrys every semester because of how wet they get from all the cumloads glazing them. TFM.

For the love of God.

Mom said that if I didn’t stop wearing combat Oakleys all day and night girls wouldn’t find me attractive. Just banged a three while wearing them blades. TFM.

Never change.

Lick that nipple.
Lick that nipple.
Sleep well, sweet prince.
Sleep well, sweet prince.
Fratman.
Fratman.
Seems totally safe to me.
Seems totally safe to me.
Dad bod selfie.
Dad bod selfie.
Maybe dont do this.
Maybe don’t do this.
Kid has clearly never thrown a football before.
Kid has clearly never thrown a football before.
Man down.
Man down.
Sleeping in a YETI. TFM.
Sleeping in a YETI. TFM.
There's a goat in your bed, hombre.
There’s a goat in your bed, hombre.
So close, yet so far away.
So close, yet so far away.
Gang of goobers.
Gang of goobers.
Someone was really upset that the Cavs lost game one.
Someone was really upset that the Cavs lost game one.
Gaggle of goobers.
Gaggle of goobers.
Thats just embarrassing.
That’s just embarrassing.
Tell me thats a Cleveland Browns cutoff to sweeten the deal.
Tell me that’s a Cleveland Browns cutoff to sweeten the deal.
Freaster Frunny Frat Easter Bunny).
Freaster Frunny (Frat Easter Bunny).
Check the geotag.
Check the geotag.

Fiji Pref Video 2015

Glorious Princeton Muscle-Up Fail

Kentucky Derby Horse Mask Selfie Fail

Chaser

  3. mashedpotatoes

    I have never wanted to punch more people in the face at once than I did during the 53 seconds I spent watching that godawful FIJI video.

    10 years ago at 4:01 pm
  5. Jonny Plant His Seed

    Pretty sure askin’ up a quality piece of ass to savor on as a final goodbye’s a TFM, intern. Go suck a fuck.

    10 years ago at 5:00 pm
    1. Chastize

      Right, I was scrolling through the comments like, “Is anyone going to talk about that embarrassing Fiji video?”

      10 years ago at 11:52 am
  9. Frat_Will_Rise_Again

    baby goats are referred to as “kids”…change the caption to make it creepier yet still correct?

    10 years ago at 7:35 pm
  10. thefratriots4

    I have 2 things to say. First. Waste of bread. I could feed that to my dog or make a pretty delicious pastrami sandwich with that sara lee right thurr. Second… Pong on the roof…fail friday? have some respect, that is admirable. Quit acting so shallow and pudantic

    10 years ago at 8:37 pm