FAIL FRIDAY: Another One
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
I’ve gained 2 inches in girth since giving up gluten and fruit snacks. TFM.
Thanks for that pro tip on girth gains.
The smug look of pride on dad’s face as mom runs into the living room crying at all the different pubes she found in my sheets from first semester. TFM.
Your mom must be crazy educated on pube identification and differentiation.
Having a wildly successful penis and balls. TFM.
“Hi, I’d like to introduce you to my wildly successful penis and testicles.”
Two days after my ex and I broke up, I ran into her with some guy leaving his dorm early on a Saturday morning. I told her there wasn’t enough dick to fill the holes in her personality, and then banged some chick who lives two floors above her. TFM.
Damn dude, you’re salty. Move on.
Every time I wear my Larry bird jersey to da bar, I always seem to get my dick sucked. So if u see me with that 33 on my chest u know it’s about to go down! Tf
This motherfucker just ended his submission with “Tf.” Have to respect that.
Making the pledges face off against the local retirement home for one of the most nausea inducing games of strip poker you’ve ever seen in your life. TFM.
I dunno, sounds sexy AF to me personally.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I murder a pledge. Fool me three times, I hang myself. TFM.
You seem like a guy who’s really got a good head on his shoulders.
Only being into girls with self esteem lower than the price of oil. TFM.
Man, that is one depressing sentence.
Sometimes I just stand in the bathroom naked and stare into the mirror and jacksturbate. TFM.
Whatever gets you off, champ.
Never breaking eye contact with your bro at the party while singing “Summer of 69” because you secretly want to 69 him dude style. TFM.
Thanks for putting the image in my head of two dudes 69’ing while “Summer of 69” plays in the background.
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9 years ago at 12:06 pmThe more “diverse” a TKE chapter is, the more likely they are to do those silly hand triangles.
9 years ago at 12:08 pmThought we were in the clear this week before that last pic. Some day..
9 years ago at 2:00 pmSpeaking of which: Nationals really ought to pull the plug on that depressing Mankato chapter.
9 years ago at 2:24 pmThat seems to be the consensus with the folks I know from MSU
9 years ago at 2:35 pmSt. Cloud state guys need to go as well. They came up to visit and party wearing matching ninja turtle hats…
9 years ago at 4:01 pmWhat the fuck was that first video?
9 years ago at 12:12 pmIt’s like you almost didn’t fucking see this comment posted already.
9 years ago at 1:21 pmlate on your first day and for uploading fail friday, should have been fired twice by now shitern.
9 years ago at 12:15 pmI hope this trend does not continue but it’s been yet another tough week for Sigma Chi….
9 years ago at 12:33 pmDennis fletcher
9 years ago at 12:40 pm#killthedab2016
9 years ago at 12:56 pmHey intern, you forgot to put that fucking shirt you wore to work today on here, you late bitch.
9 years ago at 12:58 pmThat snow penis was actually quite impressive.
9 years ago at 1:03 pmEspecially since it’s white.
9 years ago at 2:45 pmIt needed a slight bend to the left to be perfect.
9 years ago at 4:45 pmYou can make this kid cry on twitter. Just scope Dorn or DeFries recent material.
9 years ago at 1:03 pm