FAIL FRIDAY: Anything But Clothes
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

My dick immediately going from six to midnight whenever I see a sheep because it reminds me of the Brooks Brothers logo. TFM.

Man, that isn’t even close to normal.

Being the class clown of my Alcoholics Anonymous group. TFM.

Good for you. It can be tough to keep the mood light in those.

There’s a lot of fish in the sea, that’s why we wear Sperrys and PFG. TFM.

Get out and never come back.

Shamelessly tucking your boner in your swim trunks waistband at the pool, even though people can now see the head of your wenis since you’re shirtless. TFM.

You’re going to prison.

Making roadies for your family on the way to a funeral. TFM.

Depressingly frat.

She smelled mine, I smelled hers…now we’re pretty much a couple. TFM.

Total Canine Move.

Putting a chunk of poop in the broccoli and beef dish at the Chinese buffet and seeing what lucky customer finds the prize. TFM.

You really need a different hobby.

Owning a dildo for every Christmas you’ve spent in college. TFM.

Okay…

I’m on the no-fly list. TFM. (I brought cocaine onto a flight and tried to fuck a MILF sitting nearby.)

Sounds like you watched “The Wolf of Wall Street” one too many times there, chief.

The look on the slam’s face when she takes your pants off and sees a miniature bowtie tied around the root of my cock. TFM.

I hope she likes fratty cocks.

Sleep it off, bro.
Sleep it off, bro.
"Have a toga party!" they said. "It'll be fun!" they said.
“Have a toga party!” they said. “It’ll be fun!” they said.
Youre better than that.
You’re so much better than that.
#Snowball
#Snowball
Don't pass out with your cycling shoes on, brehhhh!
Don’t pass out with your cycling shoes on, brehhhh!
Raging with Pooh Bear. TFM.
Raging with Pooh Bear. TFM.
Cuddling with bae.
Cuddling with bae.
Man down.
Man down.
Squaaaaaad.
Squaaaaaad.
It appears he had a bit of an accident.
It appears he had a bit of an accident.
Is that a giant penis beer bong? Mother of God.
Mind the step children, pledge.
A #Delfie is a dick selfie...
A #delfie is a dick selfie…
Check out that sweet frowl frat owl).
Check out that sweet frowl (frat owl).
The greatest ABC outfit of all-time.
The greatest ABC outfit of all-time.
#tripleprompose
#tripleprompose
Did he get mauled by a bear?
Did he get mauled by a bear?
Looks like a fucking party.
Looks like a fucking party.
"Choke me while I play with my crotch."
“Choke me while I play with my crotch.”
Yaaaaaarf.
Yaaaaaarf.

I’m In Love With The Polo

Some Guys Just Can’t Handle France

When You Gotta Go You Gotta Go

Dude Almost Gets Smoked By Fridge Truck

  2. Perfect_Cell

    “Hey TFM, here’s me yakin inside my bros mouth..just Bros being dudes, it’s all” wtfs going on the head of yours, Intern?

    10 years ago at 12:47 pm
  6. FrattyWill

    Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like TFM Intern, that bitch, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other intern people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

    10 years ago at 1:06 pm
  7. TrustFundMove

    No Chaser? Fuck you, Intern. I hope your liberal ass gets liberated by Dorno as punishment for being so useless.

    10 years ago at 1:13 pm
  8. TrustFundMove

    Intern, just because the snowball picture qualifies as a Chaser for yourself, does not mean you get to deprive us from what is rightfully ours.

    10 years ago at 1:17 pm
  10. UNCbro

    The biggest fail Friday is TFMs blatant worshipping of Dan Bilzerian and everything he does. get that damn ad off the screen.

    10 years ago at 1:28 pm