FAIL FRIDAY: April Fools Forever
9 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 5 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Constantly getting into fender-benders cause you love hitting it from the back. TFM.

You are a blithering idiot.

It’s simple. If it can be wiped, it can be ate. TFM.

Noses can be wiped. You gonna eat the nose like groceries?

Punching your bro square in the cock to show your the alpha. TFM.

Pretty fucked up move there, chief.

Just met this chick and she’s already verbally offered to lick my anus. #whatatimetobealive

You and yours versus me and mines.

Crushing brews, fingering pussies and eating butts, paying dues, and turning virgins into sluts. TFM.

Was that a poem?

The size of your bank account and your dong having a strongly inverse relationship. TFM.

Well, that’s not ideal.

If I can get this on the wall then Samantha will come to formal with me. TFM.

This ain’t the wall, player.

Shouting “Blackjack!” after having sex with 21 different girls. TFM.

Oh man you crushed 21 pussies congrats big dick baller.

Trying to decide whether to wear a visor and shorts or a polo and Sperrys. I’ll do both. TFM.

Go ahead and do both and then kick your own ass for us all.

I’ve taken a shit in 39 different states, 5 different countries, and 3 continents…and on 2 sorority girls’ chests. TFM.

Alrighty then. On to the photos.

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Leave that goddamn goat alone.
Leave that goddamn goat alone.
Sratty as shit.
Sratty as shit.
Thank you sir may I have another.
Thank you sir may I have another.
Out cold with multiple weiners in the mouth.
Out cold with multiple weiners in the mouth.
That there is the butt pee, son.
That there is the butt pee, son.
Man down.
Man down.
Kitty had claws.
Kitty had claws.
Athletes of the finest caliber.
Athletes of the finest caliber.
Goobers running wild on the gram.
Goobers running wild on the gram.
You did not succeed.
You did not succeed.
You got sorta burnt there, champ.
Got sorta burnt there, champ.
You are such a sorostitute.
You are such a sorostitute.
He is out cold.
He is out cold.
Caught them in the act.
Caught them in the act.
You gotta be shitting me.
You gotta be shitting me.
Sex personified.
Sex personified.
Oh fuck you, buddy.
Oh fuck you, buddy.
Come on, bruh. Dont do that.
Come on, bruh. Don’t do that.
He done gone and peed the shit out of that bed.
He done gone and peed the shit out of that bed.
Did she make it? I dont think she made it.
Did she make it? I don’t think she made it.

When you both pass out mid-hookup. #TFM Send your spring break photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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When this is all you can do to stay upright. #TFM Send your spring break photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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"It's just a little scratch." #TFM Send your spring break photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Waking up on the roof. #TFM Send your spring break photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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  2. Baemax1022

    Fail Fridays get me through my Friday morning class. The lateness of this post resulted in a hungover midclass nap. Thanks Intern….

    9 years ago at 3:15 am