FAIL FRIDAY: April Showers Bring May Flowers
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 6 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Driving a Buick to make sure there’s enough room for your cock. TFM.
It’s important to be able to fit your cock in your car.
All day I just look at girls and do my best at guessing if they shave, wax or do nothing to take care of their buttholes. TFM.
That’s an interesting way to spend each day.
What? My bad, I couldn’t hear you over my Lexus SUV with 17″ alloy wheels and a sunroof. TFM.
Oh snap a Lexus SUV with 17” alloy wheels and a sunroof!
Making sure my CPR certification is up to par for when these bitches pass out after seeing my shaved dick. TFM.
Your dick grows hair?
Needing to wash my sheets because they smell like steak, powdered doughnuts, Hennessy, and pussy juice. TFM.
The fuck are you doing in that bed?
I’ve never been in a fight, but if you f*ck with one my bro’s that’ll change. TFM. #notathreat #itsapromise
I think J.J. Watt submitted this.
A girl with a waxed butthole can go 2-3 more days with out washing than a girl whom does not wax her butthole before the scent becomes congruent. It’s science. TFM.
I’m not sure that’s science.
Jacking off when you have the flu. TFM.
I’m super into beating it when sick, too.
I’m no Warren Buffett, but I’ve been around long enough to know that the supply/demand for a girl who takes care of her butthole is scarce at best. Gentleman, if you find a girl with a hairless butthole, put a ring on it. TFM.
What in the shit is with all the butthole submissions?
Everyone thinks I’m gay but I’m low key smashing all your girls. TFM.
Good on you, player.
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9 years ago at 5:01 pmThe double negative changes this statement a lot
9 years ago at 6:51 pmThese ads are getting ridiculous, I just saw an ad of some African charity it was even wearing a TKE hat
9 years ago at 5:18 pmWhat was wearing the hat? The charity, the ad, YOU? There’s no clear subject for your verb and direct object. Not to mention, there’s a 100% chance this didn’t happen and it was a terrible attempt at humor. And now you’re rocking the dunce cap for it.
9 years ago at 12:20 amyour lucky I had to take 3 poops today
9 years ago at 5:31 pmSee a doctor.
9 years ago at 5:42 pmAny good doctors in Wienerville? Asking for a friend
9 years ago at 6:18 pmI know a good urologist there
9 years ago at 11:41 pm*you’re
9 years ago at 6:46 pmI jerk when I’m sick all the time
9 years ago at 5:56 pmRight on
9 years ago at 8:20 pmShit random posting of fail Friday needs to stop
9 years ago at 6:39 pmWhere the fuck did they get molsons? If they are Canadian then fuck them
9 years ago at 7:14 pmWay to go beta for deleting your fail Friday nomination l
9 years ago at 8:33 pmGigi makes Sydney look like Hillary
9 years ago at 8:41 pmThe kid named in front of the toilet had a terrifying amount of spine sticking out.
9 years ago at 9:23 pmFRAT!
9 years ago at 10:00 pmMy nigga fun shirt is back
9 years ago at 12:44 am