FAIL FRIDAY: Bad Form
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
She refused to give me a hand job in the move theater, so I poured the popcorn down my pants so she had no choice. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
I hope you got extra butter.
Putting peanut butter on your balls and having pledges and the frathound lick it off. TFM.
-Michigan
Here’s another strategy involving food to get people to play with your junk.
Humping a pie and then having a slam piece give you dome. TFM.
–Michigan
Alright, I get it. You people like mixing sex and cuisine.
Only gazing (gay hazing) the hot pledges. TFM.
-Iowa
Well if you’re gonna swing that way, at least swing for the fences.
Hush little flask, dont say a word. Daddy’s gonna to pour and give the bird. If that doesnt make you warm, daddy’s gonna buy 101. TFM.
-South Carolina
Thanks for nothing, you stupid fuck.
Asking your bro in a very loud voice, “Where can I find whales? Atlantic Ocean or Pacific Ocean?” when passing by a plus-sized woman. TFM.
-Canada
You Canadians are a bunch of comedic geniuses, huh?
Just got suspended for a year. TFTF (Too Frat To Frat).
–Ohio
TFTF is not a thing.
Making a pledge prescribe prescriptions to GDI’s for cargoshortitis. TFM.
–Alabama
Nothing worse than a “try hard” pledge task.
They say I came out of the womb with two things: my 993′s and my Costas. TFM.
-Texas
That must have been painful for your mom, who I assume was wearing a sorority philanthropy t-shirt and pearls during childbirth.
Going skydiving in a rush t-shirt because you refuse to wear a jumpsuit. TFM.
-Virginia
Parachute? Fuck that. I’m in a frat.
WEEEEEEEEE!
He forgot his pants. That’s embarassing.
I’ve seen folks pose like this with a car, but a rock?
Yeah, check that fucking package.
I’m not raping that guy unless he shaves his pits.
Rock bottom in Batman undies.
I’m just glad they left room between them for the Holy Spirit.
Bad form, Peter.
That there is a shitty situation.
Seems as comfy a place as any to pass out.
Look at this goofy son-of-a-bitch.
This photo has nothing going for it.
Well, that’s not very nice.
Why does this picture exist? It’s a fucking Slurpee ma–HOLY SHIT THE DUDE IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER.
Fashion at its finest.
Some people, such as Rick Ross, just look better in a big ole t-shirt.
Throwing what you know with Darth Vader. TFM.
Tell me you’re not picturing these three bad asses striding in slow motion.
Wherever these guys are, it’s not safe.
Fraternity gets free couch from KFC:
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Even though this was up before I was, you’re still on thin-fucking-ice, intern. That said thanks for the promptness, you dildo.
12 years ago at 9:12 amDon’t encourage him.
12 years ago at 4:29 amas an intern, I expect the post to be ready when I am ready to read it. and if that is still when i am in bed at noon, then so be it.
12 years ago at 11:16 pmGood form Intern. Good form. Its snowing here but, sun’s out, guns out. Sky’s out, thighs out.
12 years ago at 9:12 amThis will never catch on.
12 years ago at 9:41 amHonestly, didn’t see anything really wrong with the Delts in the KFC thing. The guy with the microphone was an annoying douche, and he was clearly overstaying his welcome with them, but hey, the guys got new couches and a meal.
12 years ago at 9:16 amI think the fact that they entered a KFC “Couchgating” contest is a big enough fail.
12 years ago at 5:16 pm^Try less kid.
12 years ago at 6:24 pm^^^ Right? Free shit is awesome
12 years ago at 7:10 pm^^^^agreed. oh and “Which came first the chicken or the couch?” “I’d say the couch” TFM
12 years ago at 12:30 pmPosted it a lot earlier than expected, intern. Way not to fuck this completely up.
12 years ago at 9:17 amPeter is about to get hit in the head by a frisbee.
12 years ago at 9:18 amServes him right since he’s a geed who can’t even throw a football.
Best fail friday this year.
“It’s a fucking Slurpee ma–HOLY SHIT THE DUDE IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER.”
12 years ago at 9:19 amHoly shit is that what he said?! Thanks for re-affirming that, you douche nozzle.
12 years ago at 10:46 amIts actually kinda cool that Sigma Chi got their own slurpee flavor for rush week.
12 years ago at 11:30 am^
12 years ago at 11:56 amPopeyes>KFC
12 years ago at 9:19 am^ this would’ve been funnier if it was the FAFrican American
12 years ago at 11:27 amhe is not trying to be funny, just preaching god’s word
12 years ago at 1:23 pmI had Popeyes for lunch today and drove past a KFC to get there. Fuck KFC.
12 years ago at 5:59 pmYou sleazy asshole
12 years ago at 10:28 amPopeyes>Bojangles>KFC
12 years ago at 12:08 pmWay to early. Fuck you Intern for fucking up.
12 years ago at 9:23 amIf I can read Fail Friday while I’m still hungover in bed, the intern should have to dip his balls in a jar full of broken glass.
12 years ago at 9:59 am^^ Way too* early.
12 years ago at 10:36 am^ fuck off.
12 years ago at 10:55 amIt’s still way to early.
12 years ago at 11:09 amYeah, it’s still way two early.
12 years ago at 11:37 amDue u thinck your fuckin funnie fer spellin wurds rong?
12 years ago at 4:06 pm^I think I’m hilarious. So your opinion is invalid.
12 years ago at 6:45 pmGirl in the shoe-chugging pic looks like she is getting a healthy dose of anal urine.
12 years ago at 9:31 amSara Underwood is a total smoke show. Decent job intern
12 years ago at 9:39 am