FAIL FRIDAY: Bad Form

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

She refused to give me a hand job in the move theater, so I poured the popcorn down my pants so she had no choice. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

I hope you got extra butter.

Putting peanut butter on your balls and having pledges and the frathound lick it off. TFM.
-Michigan

Here’s another strategy involving food to get people to play with your junk.

Humping a pie and then having a slam piece give you dome. TFM.
–Michigan

Alright, I get it. You people like mixing sex and cuisine.

Only gazing (gay hazing) the hot pledges. TFM.
-Iowa

Well if you’re gonna swing that way, at least swing for the fences.

Hush little flask, dont say a word. Daddy’s gonna to pour and give the bird. If that doesnt make you warm, daddy’s gonna buy 101. TFM.
-South Carolina

Thanks for nothing, you stupid fuck.

Asking your bro in a very loud voice, “Where can I find whales? Atlantic Ocean or Pacific Ocean?” when passing by a plus-sized woman. TFM.
-Canada

You Canadians are a bunch of comedic geniuses, huh?

Just got suspended for a year. TFTF (Too Frat To Frat).
–Ohio

TFTF is not a thing.

Making a pledge prescribe prescriptions to GDI’s for cargoshortitis. TFM.
–Alabama

Nothing worse than a “try hard” pledge task.

They say I came out of the womb with two things: my 993′s and my Costas. TFM.
-Texas

That must have been painful for your mom, who I assume was wearing a sorority philanthropy t-shirt and pearls during childbirth.

Going skydiving in a rush t-shirt because you refuse to wear a jumpsuit. TFM.
-Virginia

Parachute? Fuck that. I’m in a frat.

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WEEEEEEEEE!

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He forgot his pants. That’s embarassing.

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I’ve seen folks pose like this with a car, but a rock?

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Yeah, check that fucking package.

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I’m not raping that guy unless he shaves his pits.

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Rock bottom in Batman undies.

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I’m just glad they left room between them for the Holy Spirit.

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Bad form, Peter.

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That there is a shitty situation.

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Seems as comfy a place as any to pass out.

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Look at this goofy son-of-a-bitch.

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This photo has nothing going for it.

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Well, that’s not very nice.

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Why does this picture exist? It’s a fucking Slurpee ma–HOLY SHIT THE DUDE IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER.

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Fashion at its finest.

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Some people, such as Rick Ross, just look better in a big ole t-shirt.

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Throwing what you know with Darth Vader. TFM.

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Tell me you’re not picturing these three bad asses striding in slow motion.

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Wherever these guys are, it’s not safe.

Fraternity gets free couch from KFC:

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  1. RisingFratstarOfTX

    Even though this was up before I was, you’re still on thin-fucking-ice, intern. That said thanks for the promptness, you dildo.

    12 years ago at 9:12 am
    1. A Striding Man

      as an intern, I expect the post to be ready when I am ready to read it. and if that is still when i am in bed at noon, then so be it.

      12 years ago at 11:16 pm
  2. SunsOut_GunsOut

    Good form Intern. Good form. Its snowing here but, sun’s out, guns out. Sky’s out, thighs out.

    12 years ago at 9:12 am
  3. The Golden Fleece

    Honestly, didn’t see anything really wrong with the Delts in the KFC thing. The guy with the microphone was an annoying douche, and he was clearly overstaying his welcome with them, but hey, the guys got new couches and a meal.

    12 years ago at 9:16 am
    1. FaFratstar

      I think the fact that they entered a KFC “Couchgating” contest is a big enough fail.

      12 years ago at 5:16 pm
    2. Know_What_Im_Sayin

      ^^^^agreed. oh and “Which came first the chicken or the couch?” “I’d say the couch” TFM

      12 years ago at 12:30 pm
  4. ButtpeeMcgee

    Posted it a lot earlier than expected, intern. Way not to fuck this completely up.

    12 years ago at 9:17 am
  5. Patrick_Bateman_VP

    Peter is about to get hit in the head by a frisbee.
    Serves him right since he’s a geed who can’t even throw a football.

    12 years ago at 9:18 am
  6. MakersWithASplash

    Best fail friday this year.

    “It’s a fucking Slurpee ma–HOLY SHIT THE DUDE IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER.”

    12 years ago at 9:19 am
    1. nintenbro64_

      Holy shit is that what he said?! Thanks for re-affirming that, you douche nozzle.

      12 years ago at 10:46 am
    1. Sleazy Asshole

      I had Popeyes for lunch today and drove past a KFC to get there. Fuck KFC.

      12 years ago at 5:59 pm
    1. Hickory Paddler

      If I can read Fail Friday while I’m still hungover in bed, the intern should have to dip his balls in a jar full of broken glass.

      12 years ago at 9:59 am
  7. RisingFratstarOfTX

    Girl in the shoe-chugging pic looks like she is getting a healthy dose of anal urine.

    12 years ago at 9:31 am