FAIL FRIDAY: Bad Form
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
She refused to give me a hand job in the move theater, so I poured the popcorn down my pants so she had no choice. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
I hope you got extra butter.
Putting peanut butter on your balls and having pledges and the frathound lick it off. TFM.
-Michigan
Here’s another strategy involving food to get people to play with your junk.
Humping a pie and then having a slam piece give you dome. TFM.
–Michigan
Alright, I get it. You people like mixing sex and cuisine.
Only gazing (gay hazing) the hot pledges. TFM.
-Iowa
Well if you’re gonna swing that way, at least swing for the fences.
Hush little flask, dont say a word. Daddy’s gonna to pour and give the bird. If that doesnt make you warm, daddy’s gonna buy 101. TFM.
-South Carolina
Thanks for nothing, you stupid fuck.
Asking your bro in a very loud voice, “Where can I find whales? Atlantic Ocean or Pacific Ocean?” when passing by a plus-sized woman. TFM.
-Canada
You Canadians are a bunch of comedic geniuses, huh?
Just got suspended for a year. TFTF (Too Frat To Frat).
–Ohio
TFTF is not a thing.
Making a pledge prescribe prescriptions to GDI’s for cargoshortitis. TFM.
–Alabama
Nothing worse than a “try hard” pledge task.
They say I came out of the womb with two things: my 993′s and my Costas. TFM.
-Texas
That must have been painful for your mom, who I assume was wearing a sorority philanthropy t-shirt and pearls during childbirth.
Going skydiving in a rush t-shirt because you refuse to wear a jumpsuit. TFM.
-Virginia
Parachute? Fuck that. I’m in a frat.
WEEEEEEEEE!
He forgot his pants. That’s embarassing.
I’ve seen folks pose like this with a car, but a rock?
Yeah, check that fucking package.
I’m not raping that guy unless he shaves his pits.
Rock bottom in Batman undies.
I’m just glad they left room between them for the Holy Spirit.
Bad form, Peter.
That there is a shitty situation.
Seems as comfy a place as any to pass out.
Look at this goofy son-of-a-bitch.
This photo has nothing going for it.
Well, that’s not very nice.
Why does this picture exist? It’s a fucking Slurpee ma–HOLY SHIT THE DUDE IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER.
Fashion at its finest.
Some people, such as Rick Ross, just look better in a big ole t-shirt.
Throwing what you know with Darth Vader. TFM.
Tell me you’re not picturing these three bad asses striding in slow motion.
Wherever these guys are, it’s not safe.
Fraternity gets free couch from KFC:
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Intern hates me but I don’t care. I’m TFTF
12 years ago at 9:41 am1. The popcorn submission was hilarious.
12 years ago at 9:42 am2. The girl’s face in the shoe picture is really funny.
Nothing wrong with the Pi Kapp on the rock. Try harder intern you suck
12 years ago at 9:43 amLearn how to dress.
12 years ago at 9:48 am^^ fuck this guy
12 years ago at 10:39 am^^^ fuck jersey shore.
12 years ago at 3:56 pmPlaymate of the year 2007. Best fuck me eyes out there.
12 years ago at 9:44 amStar wars kid looks familiar…
12 years ago at 9:47 am^ yes
12 years ago at 11:32 amWe are actually getting fail Friday before noon. You’re still a sack of shit intern.
12 years ago at 9:54 amPeople who make it into the pictures on Fail Friday should have to go down a rank or get blackballed on here
12 years ago at 10:13 amI have a feeling that fail friday would cease to exist if that happened
12 years ago at 10:26 amyou know people submit shit purposely to get on fail friday right?
12 years ago at 11:01 amWell at least some of those fat goofy fucks. I know some do but people like that Delta Chi don’t deserve to even be on here
12 years ago at 11:09 amLooks like TFM stole the upvote algorithm from Reddit.com for the “^This” button. Usually the oldest post is at the top but now with the upvotes the post are being pushed to the top for more views.
12 years ago at 10:15 am…….You’re alright Griffin.
12 years ago at 10:15 amAs a USPA rated skydiver I completely resent this Fail Friday for stating that skydiving is NF. Also what the hell is wrong with getting a free couch, flat screen TV, and chicken?
12 years ago at 10:19 amNo one likes a bragger
12 years ago at 12:03 pmOr a nagger
12 years ago at 2:28 pmOr a… Dare I say it. Mudshark
12 years ago at 3:18 pmA Zulu chaser…
12 years ago at 9:15 am