FAIL FRIDAY: Bad Form

TFM Intern12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

She refused to give me a hand job in the move theater, so I poured the popcorn down my pants so she had no choice. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

I hope you got extra butter.

Putting peanut butter on your balls and having pledges and the frathound lick it off. TFM.
-Michigan

Here’s another strategy involving food to get people to play with your junk.

Humping a pie and then having a slam piece give you dome. TFM.
–Michigan

Alright, I get it. You people like mixing sex and cuisine.

Only gazing (gay hazing) the hot pledges. TFM.
-Iowa

Well if you’re gonna swing that way, at least swing for the fences.

Hush little flask, dont say a word. Daddy’s gonna to pour and give the bird. If that doesnt make you warm, daddy’s gonna buy 101. TFM.
-South Carolina

Thanks for nothing, you stupid fuck.

Asking your bro in a very loud voice, “Where can I find whales? Atlantic Ocean or Pacific Ocean?” when passing by a plus-sized woman. TFM.
-Canada

You Canadians are a bunch of comedic geniuses, huh?

Just got suspended for a year. TFTF (Too Frat To Frat).
–Ohio

TFTF is not a thing.

Making a pledge prescribe prescriptions to GDI’s for cargoshortitis. TFM.
–Alabama

Nothing worse than a “try hard” pledge task.

They say I came out of the womb with two things: my 993′s and my Costas. TFM.
-Texas

That must have been painful for your mom, who I assume was wearing a sorority philanthropy t-shirt and pearls during childbirth.

Going skydiving in a rush t-shirt because you refuse to wear a jumpsuit. TFM.
-Virginia

Parachute? Fuck that. I’m in a frat.

WEEEEEEEEE!

He forgot his pants. That’s embarassing.

I’ve seen folks pose like this with a car, but a rock?

Yeah, check that fucking package.

I’m not raping that guy unless he shaves his pits.

Rock bottom in Batman undies.

I’m just glad they left room between them for the Holy Spirit.

Bad form, Peter.

That there is a shitty situation.

Seems as comfy a place as any to pass out.

Look at this goofy son-of-a-bitch.

This photo has nothing going for it.

Well, that’s not very nice.

Why does this picture exist? It’s a fucking Slurpee ma–HOLY SHIT THE DUDE IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER.

Fashion at its finest.

Some people, such as Rick Ross, just look better in a big ole t-shirt.

Throwing what you know with Darth Vader. TFM.

Tell me you’re not picturing these three bad asses striding in slow motion.

Wherever these guys are, it’s not safe.

Fraternity gets free couch from KFC:

Chaser to wash down the failure:

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