FAIL FRIDAY: Bad Friday
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Someone for the love of God tell me how to grow the flow or give me some tips so I can get some pussy.

You’ve come to the wrong place. Nobody here pulls.

Letting your best friend’s dad sleep with your mom in hopes of one day having Christmas together as a family. TFM.

That’s really quite sweet.

Wearing cargos because you need the extra pockets for condoms since you go to pound town on so many sluts. TFM.

That’s a practical use for cargo shorts.

Having a Sam Adams at 9am to get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of your mouth. TFM.

You can’t just rip jokes from Family Guy and send them in.

Running through the 6 with my fros (frat bros). TFM.

You rotten son of a bitch.

Associating only with people who drive new BMWs even though you drive a 2002 Volvo yourself. TFM.

Sounds like you’re a big fat hypocrite.

Tongue-ing the Greek alphabet on the slam’s snatch piece. TFM.

Weird, man. Too weird.

Motioning to have sex with the entire chapter at your last chapter meeting. TFM.

“Let’s close this thing out with one big gay orgy.”

Only masturbating when you’re watching Full House. TFM. #DannyTanner

This isn’t a confessional website.

Emailing your professor saying how you’re concerned that students have been writing formulas on their hands for tests, then showing up for the next test and when he checks everyone’s hands being the only one in the class that has formulas written on your hands, along with his wife’s cell number and his daughter’s vaginal diameter measurement. Total Power Move.

Shut it down. Shut it all down.

What a dickehead.
What a dickehead.
Kid probably can't even read.
Kid probably can’t even read.
Way to disgrace the book.
Way to disgrace the book.
Dude is pulling mad e-bitches.
Dude is pulling mad e-bitches.
Seems like there was probably a better way to go about this.
Seems like there was probably a better way to go about this.
Bottom middle does not appear to be enjoying himself.
Bottom middle does not appear to be enjoying himself.
Well, that's terrifying.
Well, that’s terrifying.
Srat as shit.
Srat as shit.
Guy sleeps like a freakin' bat.
Guy sleeps like a freakin’ bat.
This is why you don't dunk in beer pong.
This is why you don’t dunk in beer pong.
It's sexual and violent.
It’s sexual and violent.
For the love of God. Come on.
For the love of God. Come on.
Butt explosion.
Butt explosion.
Man down.
Man down.
That's extremely unfortunate.
That’s extremely unfortunate.
What the shit are you doing?
What the shit are you doing?
Goober Bunnies.
Goober Bunnies.
Faces of shame.
Faces of shame.
You're doing it wrong.
You’re doing it wrong.
Wet and cold and alone, not the way you want to end your night.
Wet and cold and alone, not the way you want to end your night.

Epic College Kid Rope Swing Fail

SMU BYX Island Party 2015

The Tamest Spring Break Ever

Chaser

    2. Ihavefirmnipples

      It’s going to be a rough ride for you, chip. Save yourself the trouble and start over from scratch. Keep that punchable face of yours out of the profile pic this time.

      10 years ago at 12:20 pm
  4. Lord Social Chair

    Setting the bar incredibly low so when you’re late it doesn’t seem that bad #TinternM

    10 years ago at 12:04 pm
    1. Asteroid

      Hey maybe they turned a leaf and quit acting so God awfully weird. A lesson pike has yet to learn

      10 years ago at 3:15 pm
  8. Louisfeldhaus

    I feel like the majority of the submissions on Fail Friday are intentionally submitted for making it on Fail Friday

    10 years ago at 12:13 pm
  9. Dthesmith

    You’re worried about him disgracing the book, I’m worried about him passing out after finishing half a 40oz.

    10 years ago at 12:14 pm
  11. TRose

    I’d like to point out that auburn farmhouse is the same fraternity tfm wrote about getting stuck on a bus getting fucked up. Obviously false

    10 years ago at 12:16 pm