FAIL FRIDAY: Bad Friday
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Someone for the love of God tell me how to grow the flow or give me some tips so I can get some pussy.
You’ve come to the wrong place. Nobody here pulls.
Letting your best friend’s dad sleep with your mom in hopes of one day having Christmas together as a family. TFM.
That’s really quite sweet.
Wearing cargos because you need the extra pockets for condoms since you go to pound town on so many sluts. TFM.
That’s a practical use for cargo shorts.
Having a Sam Adams at 9am to get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of your mouth. TFM.
You can’t just rip jokes from Family Guy and send them in.
Running through the 6 with my fros (frat bros). TFM.
You rotten son of a bitch.
Associating only with people who drive new BMWs even though you drive a 2002 Volvo yourself. TFM.
Sounds like you’re a big fat hypocrite.
Tongue-ing the Greek alphabet on the slam’s snatch piece. TFM.
Weird, man. Too weird.
Motioning to have sex with the entire chapter at your last chapter meeting. TFM.
“Let’s close this thing out with one big gay orgy.”
Only masturbating when you’re watching Full House. TFM. #DannyTanner
This isn’t a confessional website.
Emailing your professor saying how you’re concerned that students have been writing formulas on their hands for tests, then showing up for the next test and when he checks everyone’s hands being the only one in the class that has formulas written on your hands, along with his wife’s cell number and his daughter’s vaginal diameter measurement. Total Power Move.
Shut it down. Shut it all down.
I thought the lamest spring break ever was actually kind of cool.
10 years ago at 2:16 pmI’m pretty sure that’s dorn who pissed his pants.
10 years ago at 2:23 pmI want to volley a punch at both of your faces BYX.
10 years ago at 2:56 pm13 Second snapchat story with the folded in pull out couch = Catalina Manor condo in Myrtle beach. I’d recognize that couch 10/10.
10 years ago at 3:00 pmYes! i was there last year, going back again. Granted they don’t leak my credit card info again.
10 years ago at 7:39 pmWon’t lie, I’ve also toungued the Greek alphabet on a young ladies snatch piece.
10 years ago at 3:38 pmI tongued the Greek alphabet on your ladies snatch piece
10 years ago at 4:54 pmNo you didn’t.
10 years ago at 4:59 pmNo no no I didn’t. But you could imagine what it’d be like if I did right?
10 years ago at 5:01 pmProbably a lot of chipotle queefs and a new strain of herpes
10 years ago at 5:38 pmThat’s such a sweet comeback bro. I wish I was as clever as you
10 years ago at 5:51 pmCouldn’t watch the chaser because that goddamn song reminds me of the stupid Mazda commercials. Intern do better
10 years ago at 4:06 pmSorry guys, busy week at work so I was unable to submit the usual hysterical comments that you’ve become accustomed to. There will be more John Cockton jokes next week.
10 years ago at 4:16 pmthose SMU BYX kids are fucking goobers
10 years ago at 5:40 pmThe passed out upside down guy was on here a while back.
10 years ago at 7:00 pmIf that spring break video was my spring break, i would be the guy off in the distance setting myself on fire while they played “kan jam”.
10 years ago at 7:10 pm