FAIL FRIDAY: Bad Vibes Only
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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The smell of old boat shoes in the morning wakes my weiner up. TFM.
Having a foul smell fetish has to be extremely difficult to cope with.
When they only reason you go to class is to put the vibe out for wild hoes to soak up. TFM.
#VIBES #VIBES #VIBES #VIBES
Not being comfortable with the look in your pledge trainer’s eyes when he forces you to swallow an entire hotdog without chewing. TFM.
No gag reflex? Nice.
Being banned from the strip club for trying to pay a stripper to stick a lit cigarette up your pee hole. TFM.
This is what we call textbook masochism.
Doing 1,000 crunches and chugging three Smirnoffs every day to prepare for spring break. TFM.
There is no better way to train your liver that pounding three Smirnoffs.
Gaining notoriety amongst the gay online cam community under the moniker “Frat Jacker” and stacking tokens. TFM.
Frat Jacker is out there getting money and you can’t hate on that.
Trying to pull of a Tyler Durden style project with the pledges. TFM.
That “project” was technically a terrorist attack. Maybe do something else.
“ONE TIME DON’T COME EARLY FOR ME JUST ONE GODDAMN TIME!” -me screaming 2 my peenis before I entered her last night. TFM.
Screaming at your tool is totally normal.
How about instead of trying to be “frat” all the time you try to be “tarf” (true and real friends). TFM.
I just vomited into my own lap.
Getting the name of every girl that touches your penis tattooed on your inner thigh. TFM.
It’s called chivalry, boys. Learn it.
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Chaser
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I didn’t know Dan rode horses…
8 years ago at 10:57 amOmega Phi? I think that’s where I pay my dues
8 years ago at 11:02 amWe’ve been paying a Jewish Fraternity
8 years ago at 1:06 pmthis whole time!?
The father and son photo with caption will haunt my dreams
8 years ago at 11:03 amPike taking an absolute beating today
8 years ago at 11:07 amTypical Friday.
8 years ago at 11:45 amToday?
8 years ago at 1:00 pmEvery day*
8 years ago at 12:41 amJesus Christ man this has become goobers galore.
8 years ago at 11:44 amGuy on horse has worst case of bitch tits I’ve ever seen
8 years ago at 12:01 pmAllow me to introduce you to Dan Regester…
8 years ago at 1:47 pmPretty sure it’s a donkey.
8 years ago at 2:59 amThat SAE is going to close. You know the fat girl likes them wasted
8 years ago at 12:11 pmIt appears that the tryhard Sigma Nu skipped leg day.
8 years ago at 12:16 pmLittle bro bod analysis, eh?
8 years ago at 12:39 pmNothing wrong with staring at other guys muscles
8 years ago at 12:55 pmJust out of curiosity, do the same handful of commenters submit the intentionally bad wall posts every week?
8 years ago at 1:21 pmDude’s face in the miscalculated tolerance photo is going to give me nightmares
8 years ago at 1:25 pm