FAIL FRIDAY: Bad Vibes Only
8 years ago

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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The smell of old boat shoes in the morning wakes my weiner up. TFM.

Having a foul smell fetish has to be extremely difficult to cope with.

When they only reason you go to class is to put the vibe out for wild hoes to soak up. TFM.

#VIBES #VIBES #VIBES #VIBES

Not being comfortable with the look in your pledge trainer’s eyes when he forces you to swallow an entire hotdog without chewing. TFM.

No gag reflex? Nice.

Being banned from the strip club for trying to pay a stripper to stick a lit cigarette up your pee hole. TFM.

This is what we call textbook masochism.

Doing 1,000 crunches and chugging three Smirnoffs every day to prepare for spring break. TFM.

There is no better way to train your liver that pounding three Smirnoffs.

Gaining notoriety amongst the gay online cam community under the moniker “Frat Jacker” and stacking tokens. TFM.

Frat Jacker is out there getting money and you can’t hate on that.

Trying to pull of a Tyler Durden style project with the pledges. TFM.

That “project” was technically a terrorist attack. Maybe do something else.

“ONE TIME DON’T COME EARLY FOR ME JUST ONE GODDAMN TIME!” -me screaming 2 my peenis before I entered her last night. TFM.

Screaming at your tool is totally normal.

How about instead of trying to be “frat” all the time you try to be “tarf” (true and real friends). TFM.

I just vomited into my own lap.

Getting the name of every girl that touches your penis tattooed on your inner thigh. TFM.

It’s called chivalry, boys. Learn it.

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Only girls are supposed to do this.
Only girls are supposed to do this.
That haircut is straight fire.
That haircut is straight fire.
Please put your clothes back on, sir.
Please put your clothes back on, sir.
Dude youre scaring us.
Dude you’re scaring us.
It is not possible to try harder.
It is not possible to try harder.
Kindly do less.
Kindly do less.
Aggies getting after it.
Aggies getting after it.
My girls can't wear that. Why? That's where my stash at.
My girls can’t wear that. Why? That’s where my stash at.
The face of a closer.
The face of a closer.
Good, because no one else will.
Good, because no one else will.
Fuck yeah get it bitch.
Fuck yeah get it bitch.
Just two bros crushing life.
Just two bros crushing life.
For the love of all that is good and holy stop doing this.
For the love of all that is good and holy stop doing this.
Squad too turnt.
Squad too turnt.
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
Representing to the fullest.
Representing to the fullest.
She's a keeper.
She’s a keeper.
Don't let the haters get to you. #lovewins
Don’t let the haters get to you. #lovewins
Reported as inappropriate.
Reported as inappropriate.
Just taking it all in with the frat hound.
Just taking it all in with the frat hound.

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  2. The_PA_Guy

    When a hairy girl hiding in the bushes outside a party is all like “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.” As you nod your head and hand her a Kombucha as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM

    8 years ago at 1:55 pm
  3. whiskeyworries

    Can y’all please stop posting videos of people intentionally sucking at golf? Thanks.

    8 years ago at 2:01 pm
  4. Slade Fratstroke Wilson

    Why is it always PIKE coming on hard every week with the tool/rapey shit and Phi Delt with the weird/gay stuff? It’s almost clockwork and never fails

    8 years ago at 3:13 pm