FAIL FRIDAY: Beer Pong Dunk
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
“Alcoholic? No, I’m in a frat.” -President John F. Kennedy. TFM.
There’s just no way he really said that.
Watching your porn in Spanish so you get smarter while masturbating. TFM.
You don’t learn a language just by hearing it.
Pledging two different fraternities at two different schools. TFM.
Could be an awesome movie premise. Like “The Prestige” but frat.
My salmon shorts being high in Omega- fratty acids. TFM.
So your salmon shorts are made of actual salmon? That’s great and normal.
Shouting out the names of your pledge brothers during sex. TFM.
Might be something to talk to a therapist about.
Wearing your Sperrys in lab, spilling a caustic liquid on your feet and getting the frattiest chemical burn ever. TFM.
LOLOLOLOLOL
I wish I was a bird so I could shit on a Prius without being arrested again. TFM.
Weird train of thought.
Not bothering to hide your boner during your professor’s lecture on the Holocaust. TFM.
Just a heads up, but you might be a demented sociopathic serial killer.
Telling your probation officer to “turn around and bend over” when she tells you to take a piss test. TFM.
Perfect handling of the situation, if you ask me.
So I’ve recently run into a huge dilemma that I can’t seem to get past. I don’t know if anyone else realized this, but there are bitches out there that are not sucking my frock. I know this probably seems crazy, but it’s true. So my problem is that I can’t figure out what their purpose on this planet is if not for sucking my frock. It’s not like they think on their own. I’m pretty sure it says in in the bible that “Thou who shan’t suck thy superior being’s frock has absolutely no reason to fucking walk this earth” -Genesis 6:9 can someone please give me some direction?
That has been my favorite Bible verse since I was a wee lad.
Can’t believe someone reading your fucking book made Fail Friday.
10 years ago at 11:12 amIn other news, I now I have something to make he pledges do on Sunday mornings now.
10 years ago at 11:58 amChores?
10 years ago at 12:19 pmSo you can watch them get struck by lightning?
10 years ago at 4:07 pmDo you understand why this has -22? You made three grammatical errors in a post that was one sentence long. Not only that, but your post, even after being deciphered, had no relevance to the original comment. I was able to translate what you were trying to say there, but your handle is also “Being True”. Now, what in God’s name does that mean? Being True could have a plethora of meanings. This frustrates the hell out of me. Get your fucking shit together you goddamn reckless bastard.
10 years ago at 1:06 amAbout six years before the TFM book came out, Tom Wolfe wrote “I am Charlotte Simmons”, which I consider the original Frat novel. Many of the satirical topics covered on TFM are in the book.
10 years ago at 12:59 pmBefore noon intern? I don’t even have anything terrible to say about that.
10 years ago at 11:14 amNever compliment the intern, fuck you.
10 years ago at 11:43 amMotion change the word goobers to Human Dildo
10 years ago at 11:14 amWhy don’t you sit this one out, you goober.
10 years ago at 11:22 amNo…
10 years ago at 11:44 amHoly shit, it’s before noon. Impressive for you and your 60 IQ brain, intern.
10 years ago at 11:15 amThat chaser made all that shit before it worth looking at
10 years ago at 11:16 amKid next to me at the Doctors office couldn’t stop staring
10 years ago at 12:18 pmHey I hope your visit to the doctor’s office went well and you’re healthy.
10 years ago at 3:11 pmGod damn it Phi Psi.
10 years ago at 11:16 amJust when we hadn’t been on here for like 3 months, one of the try-hard chapters goes and fucks it up.
10 years ago at 11:43 amWe were doing so well.
10 years ago at 9:10 pmbeer pong dunk guy clearly missed
10 years ago at 11:18 amWhat’s with all these music artists singing about asses? Tits are way more fascinating.
10 years ago at 11:19 amGreat question. I’m not really sure though.
10 years ago at 1:10 amThe Prestige is an amazing movie, never disgrace it again by comparing it to a Fail Friday post. Fuck you intern, I hope you get blind sided by a semi truck and live the rest of your life as vegetable.
10 years ago at 11:19 amThis fall, prepare to be a-hazed as a young college freshman’s freedoms magically disappear right before his eyes in: The Pledgestige…
10 years ago at 1:25 pmAbortions were made for people like you intern.
10 years ago at 1:36 pmNo they were made for people like us.
10 years ago at 2:41 pmYa know, cause fuck condoms and plan b cost money.
10 years ago at 2:53 pmI can feel that blonde haired fuck staring directly into my soul.
10 years ago at 11:20 am