FAIL FRIDAY: Beer Pong Dunk
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

“Alcoholic? No, I’m in a frat.” -President John F. Kennedy. TFM.

There’s just no way he really said that.

Watching your porn in Spanish so you get smarter while masturbating. TFM.

You don’t learn a language just by hearing it.

Pledging two different fraternities at two different schools. TFM.

Could be an awesome movie premise. Like “The Prestige” but frat.

My salmon shorts being high in Omega- fratty acids. TFM.

So your salmon shorts are made of actual salmon? That’s great and normal.

Shouting out the names of your pledge brothers during sex. TFM.

Might be something to talk to a therapist about.

Wearing your Sperrys in lab, spilling a caustic liquid on your feet and getting the frattiest chemical burn ever. TFM.

LOLOLOLOLOL

I wish I was a bird so I could shit on a Prius without being arrested again. TFM.

Weird train of thought.

Not bothering to hide your boner during your professor’s lecture on the Holocaust. TFM.

Just a heads up, but you might be a demented sociopathic serial killer.

Telling your probation officer to “turn around and bend over” when she tells you to take a piss test. TFM.

Perfect handling of the situation, if you ask me.

So I’ve recently run into a huge dilemma that I can’t seem to get past. I don’t know if anyone else realized this, but there are bitches out there that are not sucking my frock. I know this probably seems crazy, but it’s true. So my problem is that I can’t figure out what their purpose on this planet is if not for sucking my frock. It’s not like they think on their own. I’m pretty sure it says in in the bible that “Thou who shan’t suck thy superior being’s frock has absolutely no reason to fucking walk this earth” -Genesis 6:9 can someone please give me some direction?

That has been my favorite Bible verse since I was a wee lad.

Somebody flush his hand.
Somebody flush his hand.
That's love.
That’s love.
Who wants some cookies and lemonade?
Who wants some cookies and lemonade?
Hes so silly!
Silly motherfucker.
I'll have whatever he's on.
I’ll have whatever he’s on.
That's unfortunate.
That’s unfortunate.
Eating while shitting. TFM.
Eating while shitting. TFM.
Dumb and Dumber style transportation. TFM.
Dumb and Dumber style transportation. TFM.
Shotgun injuries. TFM.
Shotgun injuries. TFM.
That hair has to pull.
That hair has to pull.
Man down.
Man down.
He got friend-zoned.
He got friend-zoned.
Beds are too mainstream.
Beds are too mainstream.
Couple of sluts.
Couple of sluts.
Frurch (Frat Church).
Frurch (Frat Church).
So sexy, so public.
So sexy, so public.
Really hardcore hazing.
Really hardcore hazing.
"One second." *throws up violently* "Alright, wanna make out?"
“One second.” *throws up violently* “Alright, wanna make out?”
Hey guy you spewed a little.
Hey guy you spewed a little.
Good job, good effort.
Good job, good effort.

Incredible Beer Pong Dunk

Maybe The Weirdest Rush Video Ever Made

Bunch Of Goobers Just Goobing Out So Hard

Chaser

  4. Dthesmith

    That’s exactly how you learn a language intern. How the fuck did you learn to speak English? You bitch

    10 years ago at 11:28 am
  5. BradleyUpperCrust

    Dressing up like a bird, so you can go around shitting on things. Might just be a TFM.

    10 years ago at 11:34 am
  6. NeverEnderBender

    I don’t know what the fuck a Theta Xi is but if they actually used that it was the funniest rush video I’ve ever seen

    10 years ago at 11:38 am
    1. You Pledges Suck

      In all fairness, that video was fairly well shot, edited, and produced. The content was a little strange, but it’s a helluva lot better than a bunch of tryhards with a shakey iphone camera.

      10 years ago at 6:11 pm
  9. Thyrnus Barnst

    Wait you didn’t specify what frock is. Is it frat sock, frat lock, frat dock?

    10 years ago at 11:58 am