FAIL FRIDAY: Beer Pong Dunk
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

“Alcoholic? No, I’m in a frat.” -President John F. Kennedy. TFM.

There’s just no way he really said that.

Watching your porn in Spanish so you get smarter while masturbating. TFM.

You don’t learn a language just by hearing it.

Pledging two different fraternities at two different schools. TFM.

Could be an awesome movie premise. Like “The Prestige” but frat.

My salmon shorts being high in Omega- fratty acids. TFM.

So your salmon shorts are made of actual salmon? That’s great and normal.

Shouting out the names of your pledge brothers during sex. TFM.

Might be something to talk to a therapist about.

Wearing your Sperrys in lab, spilling a caustic liquid on your feet and getting the frattiest chemical burn ever. TFM.

LOLOLOLOLOL

I wish I was a bird so I could shit on a Prius without being arrested again. TFM.

Weird train of thought.

Not bothering to hide your boner during your professor’s lecture on the Holocaust. TFM.

Just a heads up, but you might be a demented sociopathic serial killer.

Telling your probation officer to “turn around and bend over” when she tells you to take a piss test. TFM.

Perfect handling of the situation, if you ask me.

So I’ve recently run into a huge dilemma that I can’t seem to get past. I don’t know if anyone else realized this, but there are bitches out there that are not sucking my frock. I know this probably seems crazy, but it’s true. So my problem is that I can’t figure out what their purpose on this planet is if not for sucking my frock. It’s not like they think on their own. I’m pretty sure it says in in the bible that “Thou who shan’t suck thy superior being’s frock has absolutely no reason to fucking walk this earth” -Genesis 6:9 can someone please give me some direction?

That has been my favorite Bible verse since I was a wee lad.

Somebody flush his hand.
Somebody flush his hand.
That's love.
That’s love.
Who wants some cookies and lemonade?
Who wants some cookies and lemonade?
Hes so silly!
Silly motherfucker.
I'll have whatever he's on.
I’ll have whatever he’s on.
That's unfortunate.
That’s unfortunate.
Eating while shitting. TFM.
Eating while shitting. TFM.
Dumb and Dumber style transportation. TFM.
Dumb and Dumber style transportation. TFM.
Shotgun injuries. TFM.
Shotgun injuries. TFM.
That hair has to pull.
That hair has to pull.
Man down.
Man down.
He got friend-zoned.
He got friend-zoned.
Beds are too mainstream.
Beds are too mainstream.
Couple of sluts.
Couple of sluts.
Frurch (Frat Church).
Frurch (Frat Church).
So sexy, so public.
So sexy, so public.
Really hardcore hazing.
Really hardcore hazing.
"One second." *throws up violently* "Alright, wanna make out?"
“One second.” *throws up violently* “Alright, wanna make out?”
Hey guy you spewed a little.
Hey guy you spewed a little.
Good job, good effort.
Good job, good effort.

Incredible Beer Pong Dunk

Maybe The Weirdest Rush Video Ever Made

Bunch Of Goobers Just Goobing Out So Hard

Chaser

  2. The DeFry Guy

    Those goobers in that recruitment video interpreted my brother’s #BUTTSTUFF2014 movement the wrong way.

    10 years ago at 12:20 pm
  4. KushMasterFlex

    someone wrote on the wall of the bathroom in the last picture “my vagina is spicy”

    10 years ago at 12:35 pm
  5. JohnnyDickshot

    Girl in the 5th picture looks like the South Park version of Sara Jessica Parker.

    10 years ago at 12:38 pm
  6. Nathaniellight

    What the fuck intern couldn’t be creative again so you put in another man down? You’re the reason people are prochoice

    10 years ago at 12:49 pm
  7. ZeteNJ

    Actually, learning a language by casually hearing it in every day life is literally the best way to learn a language. Stupid fucking intern.

    10 years ago at 1:00 pm
  9. ForresterSig

    That Theta Xi (wtf?) recruitment video actually tickled me a little. Also, Iggy Azalea looks like Doug Funny.

    10 years ago at 1:53 pm
  10. The Duke of Fratingham

    I would hang out with those goobers for a straight week just to zamboni the water that was once on JayLo’s ass.

    10 years ago at 2:07 pm
  11. thebetterman

    The video may have been some weird shit, but you gotta give credit that it was acceptably funny. I think their mascot animal is a unicorn, that’s why he was wearing the mask.

    10 years ago at 4:32 pm