FAIL FRIDAY: Begging To Be Tased
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
“Hey officer, you have some mustard on your shirt” and then flicking the fuck out of his nose. TFM.
Oh you’re just begging to be tased.
Not being intimidated by the size of the statue of David’s frock. TFM.
David didn’t exactly have a porn penis.
“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Butt pee.” TFM.
Real mature, pal.
Using your frock as a fracking device to do some deep drilling in dat ass. TFM.
I hope she’s a gusher.
Showing your penis to your aunt and saying, “TFTC.” TFM.
I don’t really see the connection between being too frat to care and flashing your aunt.
Using the word “frat” as a verb. ie: “Bro, will you frat me a beer.” TFM.
This is literally one of the worst things you could do as a human being.
I’m not gonna lie intern, I am confident enough in my bae’s wiping ability that I feel comfortable eating her butt. TFM.
Next person to say “bae” is getting slapped.
You know you’re from the south when you rehydrate after sex with sweet tea. TFM.
I would rather hang out with the decomposing corpse of a Canadian than you.
That awkward moment when your freat (frat meat) touches the water in the children’s urinal. TFM.
We’ve all been there, with our 30 inch dicks.
Trading in my paddle that hazes pledges for a club that hazes golf balls, and leaving a state school for a community college and country club membership. I still party, but I don’t get fucked up, and in two years I’ll have a business degree that I probably won’t even need because I’ll be PGA Tour bound. TFM.
GET OUT OF HERE YOU TOOL.
I hydrate women after sex by peeing in their butt
10 years ago at 2:12 pmDammit Butters.
10 years ago at 2:23 pmShould’ve rushedTDC.
10 years ago at 2:45 pmI didn’t know Precious was an AST?
10 years ago at 3:17 pmThis took some time. + 1
10 years ago at 11:57 pmCan’t even see her face…
10 years ago at 5:26 amWhen your tired of trying and too fucked up, that sorority takes advantage.
10 years ago at 1:06 pmSlater dumps are great.
10 years ago at 3:44 pmFrankles (frat cankles)
10 years ago at 4:17 pmI bow to you, O master of the frarentheses (frat parentheses).
10 years ago at 1:03 amAnyone else think the guy in the 8th picture has a weird neck?
10 years ago at 6:38 pmIntern, some of these fucks look 30. Are you just pulling photos of your J-Date matches wearing their letters?
10 years ago at 9:27 pmDid anybody notice how Davy Jorts just set up shop in the plywood section of Home Depot? I would have loved to hear that one phoned in during Room Draft.
10 years ago at 9:37 pmI wish that bull was my face
10 years ago at 8:58 am