Fail Friday: Better Late than Never
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Sorry for the delay. The course was slow all day.

Don’t call your fraternity a frat, you wouldn’t call your country a cunt. TFM.
-Everyone

We’ve all heard this 100,000 times. It’s the oldest one liner in fraternity history. Drop it.

While double-teaming a slammy, accidentally getting hit by your brother’s juice but not really minding. TFM.
-Nebraska

“Not really minding” huh? Guess there’s nothing wrong with a little juice sharing between brothers…

Peeing. NF. Crossing streams. TFM.
-Virginia

Sword fight! TFM. “Just don’t cross the streams.” -Egon Spengler. Total Protonic reversal. NF.

I wrote “Time to suck today’s dick” on the ceiling so when we wake up my slampiece knows exactly what to do. TFM.
-Indiana

Pretty awkward if you ever have someone respectable in your room, like your parents, and “Time to suck today’s dick” is written on the ceiling. TFTC I guess.

Took a virginity last night. Told my fiance about it. She still wants to marry me. TFM.
-Louisiana

This is one marriage that will last a lifetime.

All I need to get laid is an emoticon or two. TFM.
-California

LOL dot dot dot I just want a light beer…smiley face

Just iced a pledge in the middle of Econ lecture. TFM.
-California

It’s over, dude. Let it die.

Like father like son, passing out from drinking every night for 34 years. TFM.
-Arkansas

Cirrhosis of the liver. NF. Cirrhosis of the liver in a doublewide trailer with Pops. TFM.

I don’t always drink Bud heavy, but when I do, I have bloody diareah all day. TFM.
-Tennessee

Wow. You’re pretty sick Chubbs.

Jerking off to Rebecca Black. TFM.
-Kansas

I have literally done this every Friday since that song came out.


TgdiM


No this is not a special needs kid, its just a Legacy


Partying like a freshmen passing out. NF. Cocooning & flouring the freshmen to be reborn as a fratstar. TFM.


Having a toga made out of the most expensive clothes old money can buy. TFM.


fratting it up canada style. TFM.

These people are extremely talented:

  2. MULLBROZER1868

    One of the most popular pics on this site is that of men of Pi Kappa Alpha wearing letters while hazing terrorists. Also more division one athletes are Pikes then any other fraternity so shove it for that also. Plus Im cool as shit but youll never be able to look past the label you brand me as so thats a damn shame for all parties involved.

    14 years ago at 11:26 pm
    8. ATBROMEGA

      I hated PIKE before, but I’ve changed my mind now that you told me you are cool as shit. Thanks to TFM all stereotypes about Fraternities have been found to hold no truth… oh wait!

      14 years ago at 1:49 pm
    9. Manchild

      MULLBROZER1868,
      Not only are you grammatically incorrect, but also incorrect in your account of literary history. Hemingway was not known for being a stream of consciousness writer, per se. Though he did employ the technique, what he is most often cited for is his prose and use of dialogue. Perhaps you meant Faulkner, or Joyce, or Woolf — or even the original über-geed, Kerouac? I doubt, however, that you’re proficient enough in the subject of literature to be able to make such an assessment. Thus, I will not sit idly by as you sully the names of my literary heroes by attempting to use them as justification for your poor comprehension of the English language and its application in written form.

      Also, Pike sucks. That is all.

      14 years ago at 2:59 pm
    10. Phi Rho Alpha Tau

      Manchild,
      That was a well thought out and valid assessment of late 19th early 20th century literature. That said, you have not, nor has anyone else, acknowledged the first point made. I’m curious if you are avoiding this to make it easier to argue that PIKE sucks? Here’s the photo to remind you.
      https://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/170712

      14 years ago at 4:04 pm
    11. Manchild

      Phi Rho, I was just busting his balls. That’s what this site is for. I would hope no one takes a literary argument on TFM.com seriously, or honestly believes that I think Pike sucks because MULLBROZER doesn’t know how to use commas.
      L&R

      14 years ago at 2:26 pm
  4. chuggster frattison

    I like the fact that a majority of these comments are directed towards Pikes. You guys complain and judge worse than females. Show some class. Bashing other fraternities NF. Making sure we still are the greatest and the most hated since 1868 FaF.

    Phi Phi brothers!

    14 years ago at 1:23 am
    2. Bones

      Pike is the only fraternity with no honor what so ever. You don’t deserve to be called a frat. Always known for dirty rushing. You sign kids after making yourselves look like asses and pick up the stragglers no one else wants.

      14 years ago at 7:01 am
    7. chuggster frattison

      ^ This is by far the most ignorant comment I’ve heard so far. Try harder next time. Also let me mention again bashing another fraternity NF.

      14 years ago at 6:31 pm
  5. Cheshire Frat

    so fail friday has reiterated that all asians look alike and pike is hated all across this beautiful nation.

    14 years ago at 1:57 am
  7. CounCatt

    Dear Pike Brothers and said Girlfriends/Lavaliers/Sorostitutes:

    If you are going to make some sort of disgraceful “music video” at least sing in-key. If not, as you have done, be prepared for the criticism you have earned yourself thusfar. What I’m, andevery coment before myself, is trying to point out is the fact that if you’re going to put these type of “videos” out there for the world to see, you better be ready to take the criticism.

    Bless your heart FGCU Pike dreamgirl, you tried, but it just wasn’t quite on pointe. xoxo

    14 years ago at 5:03 am
  9. Bones

    Is this the same PIKE girl that had the tramp stamp, pike inked on her boobs, showin off up the skirt or doing any of the other slutty stuff on the other weeks’ posts? Yes.

    14 years ago at 6:58 am
    2. JustusUnlimited

      I had TKE’s sweetheart lookin up to me last night. I am not a tke. TFM.

      14 years ago at 4:13 am