Fail Friday: Better Late than Never
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Sorry for the delay. The course was slow all day.
Don’t call your fraternity a frat, you wouldn’t call your country a cunt. TFM.
-Everyone
We’ve all heard this 100,000 times. It’s the oldest one liner in fraternity history. Drop it.
While double-teaming a slammy, accidentally getting hit by your brother’s juice but not really minding. TFM.
-Nebraska
“Not really minding” huh? Guess there’s nothing wrong with a little juice sharing between brothers…
Peeing. NF. Crossing streams. TFM.
-Virginia
Sword fight! TFM. “Just don’t cross the streams.” -Egon Spengler. Total Protonic reversal. NF.
I wrote “Time to suck today’s dick” on the ceiling so when we wake up my slampiece knows exactly what to do. TFM.
-Indiana
Pretty awkward if you ever have someone respectable in your room, like your parents, and “Time to suck today’s dick” is written on the ceiling. TFTC I guess.
Took a virginity last night. Told my fiance about it. She still wants to marry me. TFM.
-Louisiana
This is one marriage that will last a lifetime.
All I need to get laid is an emoticon or two. TFM.
-California
LOL dot dot dot I just want a light beer…smiley face
Just iced a pledge in the middle of Econ lecture. TFM.
-California
It’s over, dude. Let it die.
Like father like son, passing out from drinking every night for 34 years. TFM.
-Arkansas
Cirrhosis of the liver. NF. Cirrhosis of the liver in a doublewide trailer with Pops. TFM.
I don’t always drink Bud heavy, but when I do, I have bloody diareah all day. TFM.
-Tennessee
Wow. You’re pretty sick Chubbs.
Jerking off to Rebecca Black. TFM.
-Kansas
I have literally done this every Friday since that song came out.
TgdiM
No this is not a special needs kid, its just a Legacy
Partying like a freshmen passing out. NF. Cocooning & flouring the freshmen to be reborn as a fratstar. TFM.
Having a toga made out of the most expensive clothes old money can buy. TFM.
fratting it up canada style. TFM.
These people are extremely talented:
My roommate came in wearing the shirt from the first picture. I took it from him and burned that shit with my lighter right in front of his face.
14 years ago at 2:50 pmHardass.
14 years ago at 3:32 pmno, no you didn’t.
14 years ago at 3:32 pmYour name says it all. I’m gonna guess you’re in AKA
14 years ago at 6:35 pmhow has no one noticed the caption under the asian geed with the “toga.” last time i checked abercrombie, hollister and ae are the most gdi brand clothing out there. this TFM intern: NF at all
14 years ago at 4:11 pmYou’re just the only idiot who’s head it went right over…
14 years ago at 4:28 pmSatire, MCFratter..
14 years ago at 4:50 pmtake a lap.
14 years ago at 5:09 pmYou sir are a retard.
14 years ago at 5:18 pmare you forgetting it’s in a post called Fail Friday? the caption isn’t serious
14 years ago at 5:38 pmall the comments going against this post are the phi delts that are defending their geed ass brother……the asian dude is a fucking GDI bitch. well said mcfratter.
14 years ago at 6:28 pmMC Fratter is currently sitting in front of his computer going “Fuck! This was the highlight of my life! First post! And now everyone knows I’m as dense and as dumb as a rock!”
14 years ago at 6:31 pmPike removing the video b/c of straight up embarrassment ha
14 years ago at 4:45 pmFAF
14 years ago at 6:40 pmWhen girls like girls we call them dikes, when guys like guys we call them pikes.
14 years ago at 8:51 pmWe never did learn if she got to be their dream girl. Damn now I’ll never know.
14 years ago at 8:55 pmShe didn’t get it.
14 years ago at 11:58 amOh my god, I just noticed and nobody has mentioned this yet. Is that the same asian guy in two different pictures???
14 years ago at 8:47 pmhahhahah if this is sarcastic then well played
14 years ago at 9:00 pmJackie Chan?
14 years ago at 9:55 pmnoticed that too.
14 years ago at 2:53 pmWhat!? c’mon that fucking pledge cocoon is hilarious!
14 years ago at 11:42 pmAgreed!
14 years ago at 12:07 pmbruce chen. NF
14 years ago at 12:25 amactually knowing who that kid is=NF
14 years ago at 9:59 amNot having baseball knowledge. NF
14 years ago at 12:31 amthe TgdiM shirt translates to Lambda Alpha Mu Sigma……. LAMS….
14 years ago at 12:31 am“L” isn’t even a Greek letter and no that does not translate to “lambda” totally different symbol. NF
14 years ago at 12:35 pmCanada.
Hahaha.
14 years ago at 11:57 amJust for the record,
14 years ago at 2:11 pmThat is not the Lambda Xi(FGCU) Chapter of PIKE’s current Dream Girl. This video is terrible representation of the chapter at FGCU, which is clearly why she didn’t win. The current Dream Girl is much better!
I’ve seen countless geeds who are more frat than Pike.
14 years ago at 10:13 am