Fail Friday: Better Late than Never

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Sorry for the delay. The course was slow all day.

Don’t call your fraternity a frat, you wouldn’t call your country a cunt. TFM.
-Everyone

We’ve all heard this 100,000 times. It’s the oldest one liner in fraternity history. Drop it.

While double-teaming a slammy, accidentally getting hit by your brother’s juice but not really minding. TFM.
-Nebraska

“Not really minding” huh? Guess there’s nothing wrong with a little juice sharing between brothers…

Peeing. NF. Crossing streams. TFM.
-Virginia

Sword fight! TFM. “Just don’t cross the streams.” -Egon Spengler. Total Protonic reversal. NF.

I wrote “Time to suck today’s dick” on the ceiling so when we wake up my slampiece knows exactly what to do. TFM.
-Indiana

Pretty awkward if you ever have someone respectable in your room, like your parents, and “Time to suck today’s dick” is written on the ceiling. TFTC I guess.

Took a virginity last night. Told my fiance about it. She still wants to marry me. TFM.
-Louisiana

This is one marriage that will last a lifetime.

All I need to get laid is an emoticon or two. TFM.
-California

LOL dot dot dot I just want a light beer…smiley face

Just iced a pledge in the middle of Econ lecture. TFM.
-California

It’s over, dude. Let it die.

Like father like son, passing out from drinking every night for 34 years. TFM.
-Arkansas

Cirrhosis of the liver. NF. Cirrhosis of the liver in a doublewide trailer with Pops. TFM.

I don’t always drink Bud heavy, but when I do, I have bloody diareah all day. TFM.
-Tennessee

Wow. You’re pretty sick Chubbs.

Jerking off to Rebecca Black. TFM.
-Kansas

I have literally done this every Friday since that song came out.


TgdiM


No this is not a special needs kid, its just a Legacy


Partying like a freshmen passing out. NF. Cocooning & flouring the freshmen to be reborn as a fratstar. TFM.


Having a toga made out of the most expensive clothes old money can buy. TFM.


fratting it up canada style. TFM.

These people are extremely talented:

  1. Fratty Ice

    My roommate came in wearing the shirt from the first picture. I took it from him and burned that shit with my lighter right in front of his face.

    14 years ago at 2:50 pm
  2. MC Fratter

    how has no one noticed the caption under the asian geed with the “toga.” last time i checked abercrombie, hollister and ae are the most gdi brand clothing out there. this TFM intern: NF at all

    14 years ago at 4:11 pm
    1. Godandgunsaregood

      are you forgetting it’s in a post called Fail Friday? the caption isn’t serious

      14 years ago at 5:38 pm
    2. buck

      all the comments going against this post are the phi delts that are defending their geed ass brother……the asian dude is a fucking GDI bitch. well said mcfratter.

      14 years ago at 6:28 pm
    3. tgifraturday

      MC Fratter is currently sitting in front of his computer going “Fuck! This was the highlight of my life! First post! And now everyone knows I’m as dense and as dumb as a rock!”

      14 years ago at 6:31 pm
    1. Brozo The Clown 1856

      When girls like girls we call them dikes, when guys like guys we call them pikes.

      14 years ago at 8:51 pm
    2. Year Around Frat

      We never did learn if she got to be their dream girl. Damn now I’ll never know.

      14 years ago at 8:55 pm
  3. TheFratFace1868

    Oh my god, I just noticed and nobody has mentioned this yet. Is that the same asian guy in two different pictures???

    14 years ago at 8:47 pm
    1. BigFrat77

      “L” isn’t even a Greek letter and no that does not translate to “lambda” totally different symbol. NF

      14 years ago at 12:35 pm
  4. teddybear1897

    Just for the record,
    That is not the Lambda Xi(FGCU) Chapter of PIKE’s current Dream Girl. This video is terrible representation of the chapter at FGCU, which is clearly why she didn’t win. The current Dream Girl is much better!

    14 years ago at 2:11 pm