Fail Friday: Better Late than Never
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Sorry for the delay. The course was slow all day.

Don’t call your fraternity a frat, you wouldn’t call your country a cunt. TFM.
-Everyone

We’ve all heard this 100,000 times. It’s the oldest one liner in fraternity history. Drop it.

While double-teaming a slammy, accidentally getting hit by your brother’s juice but not really minding. TFM.
-Nebraska

“Not really minding” huh? Guess there’s nothing wrong with a little juice sharing between brothers…

Peeing. NF. Crossing streams. TFM.
-Virginia

Sword fight! TFM. “Just don’t cross the streams.” -Egon Spengler. Total Protonic reversal. NF.

I wrote “Time to suck today’s dick” on the ceiling so when we wake up my slampiece knows exactly what to do. TFM.
-Indiana

Pretty awkward if you ever have someone respectable in your room, like your parents, and “Time to suck today’s dick” is written on the ceiling. TFTC I guess.

Took a virginity last night. Told my fiance about it. She still wants to marry me. TFM.
-Louisiana

This is one marriage that will last a lifetime.

All I need to get laid is an emoticon or two. TFM.
-California

LOL dot dot dot I just want a light beer…smiley face

Just iced a pledge in the middle of Econ lecture. TFM.
-California

It’s over, dude. Let it die.

Like father like son, passing out from drinking every night for 34 years. TFM.
-Arkansas

Cirrhosis of the liver. NF. Cirrhosis of the liver in a doublewide trailer with Pops. TFM.

I don’t always drink Bud heavy, but when I do, I have bloody diareah all day. TFM.
-Tennessee

Wow. You’re pretty sick Chubbs.

Jerking off to Rebecca Black. TFM.
-Kansas

I have literally done this every Friday since that song came out.


TgdiM


No this is not a special needs kid, its just a Legacy


Partying like a freshmen passing out. NF. Cocooning & flouring the freshmen to be reborn as a fratstar. TFM.


Having a toga made out of the most expensive clothes old money can buy. TFM.


fratting it up canada style. TFM.

These people are extremely talented:

  2. Chief Brosceola

    See Pike has their issues, but the real failure here is FGCU, since when are commuter schools FaF?

    14 years ago at 10:13 pm
  3. theblueandblue

    “You say pike bad, you probably right”

    Only accurate / worthwhile lyric in the entire song.

    14 years ago at 10:20 pm
    1. A_Broham Lincoln

      I can’t believe you could actually pick out lyrics from this song. I had to stop the video 30 seconds in because my ears were starting to bleed

      14 years ago at 10:54 pm
  4. FCct

    Thjose fucking kenee jerk liberals saying beyonce is hotter than taylor swift what the fuck is going on in this country im infuriaiated and by blood is boiling. And I’m a fucking racist, right? bahah! they say that! Wow, white people pulling the race card, only in the 21st century!

    14 years ago at 10:25 pm
    5. Rihanna Deserved It

      go bang your head against a wall until the addy/coke wears off and come back and give it another try.. because i dont know what the FUCK you are babbling about.

      14 years ago at 9:22 am
  6. A_Broham Lincoln

    I thought SAM was a Jewish fraternity… I didn’t know they developed into a Make-A-Wish fraternity for kids with special needs

    14 years ago at 10:52 pm
    4. Fratdraig Harrington

      They haven’t actually been exclusively Jewish in 50 years…my chapter actually didn’t even give bids to Jews. They all went AEPi. That said, this kid is an atrocity.

      14 years ago at 8:08 am
  7. ClassyPi

    Wow, that girl is definitely a Pike Bike. Everyone is taking her for a ride. Bless her heart…

    14 years ago at 10:52 pm
    2. Confederate Fratter

      Pigs growing wings in order to fly is a thousand times more probable than Pike ever being FaF

      14 years ago at 11:25 pm
  11. DerekHuff

    My bro’s and I just bought PIKE alumni shirts and handed them out to the homeless guys downtown. It’s a great philanthropy event and an accurate representation of these low-lifes

    14 years ago at 11:21 pm
    3. Fratoholic

      We found a rush Pike shirt and gave it to one of the guys cutting the lawn on campus and now he wears it every week. Just another geed in the sea.

      14 years ago at 11:31 pm