Fail Friday: Better Late than Never
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Sorry for the delay. The course was slow all day.
Don’t call your fraternity a frat, you wouldn’t call your country a cunt. TFM.
-Everyone
We’ve all heard this 100,000 times. It’s the oldest one liner in fraternity history. Drop it.
While double-teaming a slammy, accidentally getting hit by your brother’s juice but not really minding. TFM.
-Nebraska
“Not really minding” huh? Guess there’s nothing wrong with a little juice sharing between brothers…
Peeing. NF. Crossing streams. TFM.
-Virginia
Sword fight! TFM. “Just don’t cross the streams.” -Egon Spengler. Total Protonic reversal. NF.
I wrote “Time to suck today’s dick” on the ceiling so when we wake up my slampiece knows exactly what to do. TFM.
-Indiana
Pretty awkward if you ever have someone respectable in your room, like your parents, and “Time to suck today’s dick” is written on the ceiling. TFTC I guess.
Took a virginity last night. Told my fiance about it. She still wants to marry me. TFM.
-Louisiana
This is one marriage that will last a lifetime.
All I need to get laid is an emoticon or two. TFM.
-California
LOL dot dot dot I just want a light beer…smiley face
Just iced a pledge in the middle of Econ lecture. TFM.
-California
It’s over, dude. Let it die.
Like father like son, passing out from drinking every night for 34 years. TFM.
-Arkansas
Cirrhosis of the liver. NF. Cirrhosis of the liver in a doublewide trailer with Pops. TFM.
I don’t always drink Bud heavy, but when I do, I have bloody diareah all day. TFM.
-Tennessee
Wow. You’re pretty sick Chubbs.
Jerking off to Rebecca Black. TFM.
-Kansas
I have literally done this every Friday since that song came out.
TgdiM
No this is not a special needs kid, its just a Legacy
Partying like a freshmen passing out. NF. Cocooning & flouring the freshmen to be reborn as a fratstar. TFM.
Having a toga made out of the most expensive clothes old money can buy. TFM.
fratting it up canada style. TFM.
These people are extremely talented:
That video is clearly made by the girl running for their dreamgirl, not pike. And there probably isn’t any fraternity at FGCU that would be considered frat.
14 years ago at 11:25 pmAt least there was a jab at the second shittiest fraternity in that atrocity.
14 years ago at 11:30 pm^yes.
14 years ago at 11:59 pmjesus that was hard to watch
14 years ago at 11:30 pmi guess if you are gay and like ugly chicks.
14 years ago at 6:17 amso hard to watch if you’re a pike, is what phi is trying to say.
14 years ago at 9:50 amphiphitillidie is clearly a fan of low grade fraternities and girls of numerous diseases. Well done PIKEs…. Well done.
14 years ago at 12:12 pmPi Kappa Alpha ruining the fraternity reputation since 1868…
14 years ago at 11:31 pm^this
14 years ago at 11:40 pmYou know what the worst part about joining PIKE is?? Telling your dad that you’re gay.
14 years ago at 11:31 pmNice move.
14 years ago at 1:06 amSecond
14 years ago at 1:53 amToo true. At my campus, they have so many closet gays.
14 years ago at 2:16 amI’m glad all they’re know as is Pike. It would be a shame if anyone saw the letters K and A associated with this trash.
14 years ago at 11:38 pmnotice KA hasnt been on any fail friday
14 years ago at 11:50 pmim sorry KA doesnt get chicks that hot
14 years ago at 6:15 am^ pretty sure this is the guy that submitted that video
14 years ago at 10:08 amyeah, he definitely submitted it
14 years ago at 12:51 pmAs a KA I can tell you I wouldn’t touch that ugly commuter school trash with a ten foot pole.
14 years ago at 1:51 pmdid the last two have the same asian? kids a walking fail
14 years ago at 11:58 pmaaaaaagreed.
14 years ago at 12:05 amThey all look the same anyway.
14 years ago at 1:22 amThat is definitely the same asian.
14 years ago at 1:36 amYeah. Though they are usually indistinguishable, that is definitely the same gaysian. You can tell from the unusually high GDI level emanating from the picture.
14 years ago at 9:29 amthat video is worst than waterboarding
14 years ago at 12:01 amworse?
14 years ago at 12:44 amhaha
14 years ago at 2:27 amhaze em Karl
man, you got me good. good for you
14 years ago at 10:15 amso…what i got out that video is that chick’s a pike whore. nice move…not. NS or NF.
14 years ago at 12:04 amotherwise known as a pike bike..
14 years ago at 3:12 amthat video was so bad i was hoping it was gonna cut to rebecca black halfway through
14 years ago at 12:06 am