Fail Friday: Better Late than Never

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Sorry for the delay. The course was slow all day.

Don’t call your fraternity a frat, you wouldn’t call your country a cunt. TFM.
-Everyone

We’ve all heard this 100,000 times. It’s the oldest one liner in fraternity history. Drop it.

While double-teaming a slammy, accidentally getting hit by your brother’s juice but not really minding. TFM.
-Nebraska

“Not really minding” huh? Guess there’s nothing wrong with a little juice sharing between brothers…

Peeing. NF. Crossing streams. TFM.
-Virginia

Sword fight! TFM. “Just don’t cross the streams.” -Egon Spengler. Total Protonic reversal. NF.

I wrote “Time to suck today’s dick” on the ceiling so when we wake up my slampiece knows exactly what to do. TFM.
-Indiana

Pretty awkward if you ever have someone respectable in your room, like your parents, and “Time to suck today’s dick” is written on the ceiling. TFTC I guess.

Took a virginity last night. Told my fiance about it. She still wants to marry me. TFM.
-Louisiana

This is one marriage that will last a lifetime.

All I need to get laid is an emoticon or two. TFM.
-California

LOL dot dot dot I just want a light beer…smiley face

Just iced a pledge in the middle of Econ lecture. TFM.
-California

It’s over, dude. Let it die.

Like father like son, passing out from drinking every night for 34 years. TFM.
-Arkansas

Cirrhosis of the liver. NF. Cirrhosis of the liver in a doublewide trailer with Pops. TFM.

I don’t always drink Bud heavy, but when I do, I have bloody diareah all day. TFM.
-Tennessee

Wow. You’re pretty sick Chubbs.

Jerking off to Rebecca Black. TFM.
-Kansas

I have literally done this every Friday since that song came out.


TgdiM


No this is not a special needs kid, its just a Legacy


Partying like a freshmen passing out. NF. Cocooning & flouring the freshmen to be reborn as a fratstar. TFM.


Having a toga made out of the most expensive clothes old money can buy. TFM.


fratting it up canada style. TFM.

These people are extremely talented:

  1. Pro Fishin Bro

    That video is clearly made by the girl running for their dreamgirl, not pike. And there probably isn’t any fraternity at FGCU that would be considered frat.

    14 years ago at 11:25 pm
  2. Purple and Gold

    At least there was a jab at the second shittiest fraternity in that atrocity.

    14 years ago at 11:30 pm
    1. ksig565

      phiphitillidie is clearly a fan of low grade fraternities and girls of numerous diseases. Well done PIKEs…. Well done.

      14 years ago at 12:12 pm
  3. Double Secret

    You know what the worst part about joining PIKE is?? Telling your dad that you’re gay.

    14 years ago at 11:31 pm
  4. Bid

    I’m glad all they’re know as is Pike. It would be a shame if anyone saw the letters K and A associated with this trash.

    14 years ago at 11:38 pm
    1. Brometheus

      As a KA I can tell you I wouldn’t touch that ugly commuter school trash with a ten foot pole.

      14 years ago at 1:51 pm
    1. Dixie Sig

      Yeah. Though they are usually indistinguishable, that is definitely the same gaysian. You can tell from the unusually high GDI level emanating from the picture.

      14 years ago at 9:29 am
  5. tight_kite

    so…what i got out that video is that chick’s a pike whore. nice move…not. NS or NF.

    14 years ago at 12:04 am
  6. WilliamLewisFRATwood

    that video was so bad i was hoping it was gonna cut to rebecca black halfway through

    14 years ago at 12:06 am