Fail Friday: Better Late than Never
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Sorry for the delay. The course was slow all day.

Don’t call your fraternity a frat, you wouldn’t call your country a cunt. TFM.
-Everyone

We’ve all heard this 100,000 times. It’s the oldest one liner in fraternity history. Drop it.

While double-teaming a slammy, accidentally getting hit by your brother’s juice but not really minding. TFM.
-Nebraska

“Not really minding” huh? Guess there’s nothing wrong with a little juice sharing between brothers…

Peeing. NF. Crossing streams. TFM.
-Virginia

Sword fight! TFM. “Just don’t cross the streams.” -Egon Spengler. Total Protonic reversal. NF.

I wrote “Time to suck today’s dick” on the ceiling so when we wake up my slampiece knows exactly what to do. TFM.
-Indiana

Pretty awkward if you ever have someone respectable in your room, like your parents, and “Time to suck today’s dick” is written on the ceiling. TFTC I guess.

Took a virginity last night. Told my fiance about it. She still wants to marry me. TFM.
-Louisiana

This is one marriage that will last a lifetime.

All I need to get laid is an emoticon or two. TFM.
-California

LOL dot dot dot I just want a light beer…smiley face

Just iced a pledge in the middle of Econ lecture. TFM.
-California

It’s over, dude. Let it die.

Like father like son, passing out from drinking every night for 34 years. TFM.
-Arkansas

Cirrhosis of the liver. NF. Cirrhosis of the liver in a doublewide trailer with Pops. TFM.

I don’t always drink Bud heavy, but when I do, I have bloody diareah all day. TFM.
-Tennessee

Wow. You’re pretty sick Chubbs.

Jerking off to Rebecca Black. TFM.
-Kansas

I have literally done this every Friday since that song came out.


TgdiM


No this is not a special needs kid, its just a Legacy


Partying like a freshmen passing out. NF. Cocooning & flouring the freshmen to be reborn as a fratstar. TFM.


Having a toga made out of the most expensive clothes old money can buy. TFM.


fratting it up canada style. TFM.

These people are extremely talented:

  2. Dikembe Motumbro

    Any Pike out there…one suggestion for you…find the closest bridge and jump off of it… better yet walk into oncoming traffic. Please

    14 years ago at 12:24 am
  3. PKPfratstar

    Pike fails no matter what, you have to love it. Pike unifies us more than socialism. We hate both equally.

    14 years ago at 12:46 am
  5. Up at Frat

    Literally everything that characterizes a GDI was in that video. Most of us couldn’t come across that geed if we tried. The overall lack of sleeves on the majority of their shirts was…awful

    14 years ago at 1:03 am
  7. carolinahaze

    I would rather have AIDS than watch that video again. Holy freaking God…….

    14 years ago at 1:16 am
  8. Coloradoslampieces

    GDIM pretty funny. glad its at the top though cause its not too funny. legacy kid also pretty funny, but the kid will probably drop his house when he sees this on here. ahha. cocoon boy thats fuckin classic! I’m pretty sure I know that kid too. hhaha. that asian kid just proved how gay he is by having two pictures of him in the fail section. If that fuck were in my fraternity id black ball his ass and tell him to go join zero bitches tonight, zbt.

    As for pike, you guys are pretty much gdi’s on my campus. You never wear letters, have parties, win anything, or ever even talked about. Fuckin GDI’s

    14 years ago at 1:24 am
  9. OJ Did It

    I haven’t seen any of the comments on this yet, but does the last two pictures not have the same asian kid it in? Must suck kid

    14 years ago at 1:28 am
    2. Fratrick Brochanan

      I think it is…same faux hawk…same chipped tooth…

      I think we found the first Asian-Canadian.

      14 years ago at 6:22 am
    4. Frat Ryan

      Fratrick, there are a ton of people of Asian descent in Canada. Especially in the Vancouver area.

      14 years ago at 11:17 am
  10. zero point zero

    Canadian fratting. Good one. I’ll stand up for dream girl herself but give no quarter to the greaseballs in her pictures. Nor will I suggest that she quit her day job unless it requires her to interact with aforementioned greaseballs.

    14 years ago at 1:28 am