Fail Friday: Better Late than Never
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Sorry for the delay. The course was slow all day.

Don’t call your fraternity a frat, you wouldn’t call your country a cunt. TFM.
-Everyone

We’ve all heard this 100,000 times. It’s the oldest one liner in fraternity history. Drop it.

While double-teaming a slammy, accidentally getting hit by your brother’s juice but not really minding. TFM.
-Nebraska

“Not really minding” huh? Guess there’s nothing wrong with a little juice sharing between brothers…

Peeing. NF. Crossing streams. TFM.
-Virginia

Sword fight! TFM. “Just don’t cross the streams.” -Egon Spengler. Total Protonic reversal. NF.

I wrote “Time to suck today’s dick” on the ceiling so when we wake up my slampiece knows exactly what to do. TFM.
-Indiana

Pretty awkward if you ever have someone respectable in your room, like your parents, and “Time to suck today’s dick” is written on the ceiling. TFTC I guess.

Took a virginity last night. Told my fiance about it. She still wants to marry me. TFM.
-Louisiana

This is one marriage that will last a lifetime.

All I need to get laid is an emoticon or two. TFM.
-California

LOL dot dot dot I just want a light beer…smiley face

Just iced a pledge in the middle of Econ lecture. TFM.
-California

It’s over, dude. Let it die.

Like father like son, passing out from drinking every night for 34 years. TFM.
-Arkansas

Cirrhosis of the liver. NF. Cirrhosis of the liver in a doublewide trailer with Pops. TFM.

I don’t always drink Bud heavy, but when I do, I have bloody diareah all day. TFM.
-Tennessee

Wow. You’re pretty sick Chubbs.

Jerking off to Rebecca Black. TFM.
-Kansas

I have literally done this every Friday since that song came out.


TgdiM


No this is not a special needs kid, its just a Legacy


Partying like a freshmen passing out. NF. Cocooning & flouring the freshmen to be reborn as a fratstar. TFM.


Having a toga made out of the most expensive clothes old money can buy. TFM.


fratting it up canada style. TFM.

These people are extremely talented:

  2. Bob Barker is my bro

    We finally have proof that Pikes are actually GDIs. If you go to 1:38 in the video they are wearing cargo shorts.

    14 years ago at 1:35 am
    1. Fratdraig Harrington

      So you’re telling me it took you a whole 1:38 of watching that video to obtain proof that these guys are GDI?

      14 years ago at 8:03 am
  3. BROpocalypse Now

    TFM Pledge, about fucking time! How long does it take you to put up Fail Friday? I would start hazing the shit out of you if I was your boss. Or I would just fire your ass because your not doing your job.

    14 years ago at 1:50 am
  4. Henry V

    the videos just keep getting worse and worse.

    “I hit the gym hard, cuz I’m a pike”

    14 years ago at 2:29 am
  7. Federalist

    i’d be willing to bet money that the other house at Florida gulf coast or whatever the fuck it’s called are not any frattier then these guys…just saying I wouldn’t expect yall’s fraternities to be any better, it’s Florida for God’s sake. except for a couple of houses at UF and FSU, every fraternity in the state of Florida ive ever seen are like these tools.

    14 years ago at 3:11 am
  11. Fraton Rouge Senior

    I bet everyone in pike are now wiener cousins, cuz this girl is a whore

    14 years ago at 7:56 am