Fail Friday: Better Late than Never
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Sorry for the delay. The course was slow all day.

Don’t call your fraternity a frat, you wouldn’t call your country a cunt. TFM.
-Everyone

We’ve all heard this 100,000 times. It’s the oldest one liner in fraternity history. Drop it.

While double-teaming a slammy, accidentally getting hit by your brother’s juice but not really minding. TFM.
-Nebraska

“Not really minding” huh? Guess there’s nothing wrong with a little juice sharing between brothers…

Peeing. NF. Crossing streams. TFM.
-Virginia

Sword fight! TFM. “Just don’t cross the streams.” -Egon Spengler. Total Protonic reversal. NF.

I wrote “Time to suck today’s dick” on the ceiling so when we wake up my slampiece knows exactly what to do. TFM.
-Indiana

Pretty awkward if you ever have someone respectable in your room, like your parents, and “Time to suck today’s dick” is written on the ceiling. TFTC I guess.

Took a virginity last night. Told my fiance about it. She still wants to marry me. TFM.
-Louisiana

This is one marriage that will last a lifetime.

All I need to get laid is an emoticon or two. TFM.
-California

LOL dot dot dot I just want a light beer…smiley face

Just iced a pledge in the middle of Econ lecture. TFM.
-California

It’s over, dude. Let it die.

Like father like son, passing out from drinking every night for 34 years. TFM.
-Arkansas

Cirrhosis of the liver. NF. Cirrhosis of the liver in a doublewide trailer with Pops. TFM.

I don’t always drink Bud heavy, but when I do, I have bloody diareah all day. TFM.
-Tennessee

Wow. You’re pretty sick Chubbs.

Jerking off to Rebecca Black. TFM.
-Kansas

I have literally done this every Friday since that song came out.


TgdiM


No this is not a special needs kid, its just a Legacy


Partying like a freshmen passing out. NF. Cocooning & flouring the freshmen to be reborn as a fratstar. TFM.


Having a toga made out of the most expensive clothes old money can buy. TFM.


fratting it up canada style. TFM.

These people are extremely talented:

  3. Sig Fratling

    Pi Kappa Alpha’s reputation precedes them. It all starts at the national level. Their headquarters must be the littered with GDIs.

    14 years ago at 8:34 am
  4. the nelson

    Ive always kind of let the whole pike thing just roll off, I never paid them any attention and they never got in my way. That being said, jesus christ.

    14 years ago at 8:54 am
  6. MSNBGeed

    Son of a bitch…
    I know that all fraternities have bad chapters, but I would like to kick PIKE off FGCU’s campus and kick every one of those guys in the nuts.

    14 years ago at 9:20 am
    1. Frattletrap

      FGCU is a brand new school in FL, only about 15 years old. They get no respect in state, might as well be a CC. They have no history, much less a Greek history. I agree with you nonetheless

      14 years ago at 9:29 am
  7. FrattyD

    I’m calling the TFM pledge out on this one. Theres garbage about every fraternity flooded on the internet. He’s definitely seeing the reaction that the Pike shit produces and looking for that on a week to week basis. Maybe if you want to get fail fridays out on time you should stop wasting you time looking for dirt on Pike and find some trash about Phi Psi or Kappa Sig.

    14 years ago at 9:59 am
    3. Bromigo

      Nebraska featured the fucking Bro King Joey T (former Theta Xi pres) and he is now apparently starting a fraternity himself: Delta Tau Phi.

      As far as TFM Pledge raggin on Pike…how about Pike stop giving pledge reasons to bash you guys.

      14 years ago at 1:50 pm
    1. Purple Frater

      The seals that took the shot on Bin Laden were a mix of Kappa Sigs, SAM’s, and DKE’s. Seal team 6, the frattiest of Navy Seals.

      14 years ago at 9:32 am
    2. PTBAP

      ^Fail. It’s Sammy. Sigma Alpha Lambda is a honors fraternity. The Lambda is probably part of the chapter designation. But keep on fratting hard “bro”.

      14 years ago at 2:41 pm